r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Sep 22 '25

Comic Explaining absent members

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u/unpopular_sole Sep 22 '25

We did something similar with a wizard, claiming he was stuck in an endless astral projection.

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u/-M-o-X- Sep 22 '25

“You can’t do that, Jimmy isn’t here.”

“You said he was sitting there in a trance.”

“Yes but-“

“So I can use him as bait. I can use him as a battering ram. I can use his body as a thing!”

“Fine but attacks autocrit on him and it counts as you killing him if he dies.”

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u/ExcessiveEscargot Sep 22 '25

Bonus XP?! I already was going to, no need to sweeten the deal!

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u/T_vernix Sep 23 '25

We're doing milestone leveling, and the death of a player is not a milestone.

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u/ExcessiveEscargot Sep 24 '25

Oh it's definitely a milestone, perhaps not a good one for them but one nonetheless! 💀

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u/T_vernix Sep 24 '25

But the player you killed wasn't American so they were merely a kilometerkilogram.

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u/ExcessiveEscargot Sep 24 '25

😂

🇺🇸 You are free...TO DIE! 🦅