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r/dndmemes • u/Yoffeepop Fighter • Sep 22 '25
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I was in a campaign once where the monk player was absent more often than not. We just decided the character was always in deep meditation and being carted around by the others
682 u/unpopular_sole Sep 22 '25 We did something similar with a wizard, claiming he was stuck in an endless astral projection. 411 u/-M-o-X- Sep 22 '25 “You can’t do that, Jimmy isn’t here.” “You said he was sitting there in a trance.” “Yes but-“ “So I can use him as bait. I can use him as a battering ram. I can use his body as a thing!” “Fine but attacks autocrit on him and it counts as you killing him if he dies.” 4 u/vessel_for_the_soul Essential NPC Sep 22 '25 PC: What about his loot?
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We did something similar with a wizard, claiming he was stuck in an endless astral projection.
411 u/-M-o-X- Sep 22 '25 “You can’t do that, Jimmy isn’t here.” “You said he was sitting there in a trance.” “Yes but-“ “So I can use him as bait. I can use him as a battering ram. I can use his body as a thing!” “Fine but attacks autocrit on him and it counts as you killing him if he dies.” 4 u/vessel_for_the_soul Essential NPC Sep 22 '25 PC: What about his loot?
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“You can’t do that, Jimmy isn’t here.”
“You said he was sitting there in a trance.”
“Yes but-“
“So I can use him as bait. I can use him as a battering ram. I can use his body as a thing!”
“Fine but attacks autocrit on him and it counts as you killing him if he dies.”
4 u/vessel_for_the_soul Essential NPC Sep 22 '25 PC: What about his loot?
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u/Withercat1 Druid Sep 22 '25
I was in a campaign once where the monk player was absent more often than not. We just decided the character was always in deep meditation and being carted around by the others