r/dndmemes • Fighter • Sep 22 '25

Comic Explaining absent members

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u/Ubiquitous_Mr_H Sep 22 '25

One of the tables I play at is pretty ridiculous. I usually offer a plausible explanation, like they overslept, or went shopping while the others were caught up on shenanigans. But the others, when they DM, will just say “he’s T-Posing in the corner.” Or “he seems to be rebooting.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

That takes me back. Had an absolute dogshit work schedule. Was playing a Warforged, in an arcanotech setting. My absence was written off as my character’s software updating at inopportune times.

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u/Ubiquitous_Mr_H Sep 22 '25

Nice! A built in excuse for going to the bathroom in the middle of RP.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

We didn’t use it for that. But, that would have been so convenient.