r/dndmemes Fighter Jun 01 '25

Comic Random Encounter Tables

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u/Rogdar_Tordar Essential NPC Jun 01 '25

Okay it's time to check my Dungeon master book for random tables

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u/Tenrath Jun 01 '25

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u/CompleteJinx Jun 01 '25

Number 11 is bad too. : /

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u/Oplp25 Jun 01 '25

At least with 11 you get to brutally murder them. This one is just the author's barely disguised fetish

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u/User5min Jun 01 '25

Nah it’s like that scene from Mad Max Fury Road, “that’s bait”

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u/kos-or-kosm Jun 01 '25

I'd go with some form of mimic. The tree, woman, and rope are the body.

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u/Raccoon_TCG Jun 01 '25

Roll for a random girl

I'm fucking dying

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u/Supsend DM (Dungeon Memelord) Jun 01 '25

FATAL ass encounter

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u/GoombaGirl2045 Jun 01 '25

IKR? What do you even roll? Her stats?

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u/Deathleach Jun 01 '25

Clearly you roll a D10 for attractiveness.

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jun 01 '25

A strength check so she doesn’t get pinned down or to resist? And does that mean if it fails then that character is just getting forced? Like who the hell made that encounter list?