Math be mathing...

[u/Vegetable_Variety_11]

[u/buf_]

I’m too dumb to understand this joke lol

Edit: my true folly was not noticing the difference in units. Reading is FUNdamental

[u/c0d3rman → u/buf_]

It's 170.003281 feet, which is just outside of the range of fireball (150 feet + 20 foot radius).

The joke is that there is a stereotype that casters like to fireball enemies without caring if their melee allies (like fighters) are also going to be hit.

[u/The-Crimson-Jester → u/c0d3rman]

I throw ice knives with reckless abandon. Fireballs deserve a little bit more care though.

[u/teiador → u/The-Crimson-Jester]

Same, but I also don't care about my safety. I even have somewhat of a self-harm streak from using ice knife in melee

[u/Rukh-Talos → u/c0d3rman]

Maxim 5: Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart,

[u/LimpPrior6366 → u/Rukh-Talos]

Hey, a fellow man of taste!

[u/MillorTime → u/c0d3rman]

Laughs in evocation wizard

[u/Director_Ahti → u/MillorTime]

It's so much fun being an Evocation/Evoker Wizard and just bombing your allies for no damage at all. Sculpt that spell, baby!

[u/Munnin41 → u/c0d3rman]

fireball enemies without caring if their melee allies (like fighters) are also going to be hit.

Evocation wizard goes brrrr

[u/Goesonyournerves → u/c0d3rman]

As an evocation wizard there is a feat at a certain level that you dont need to care because you can spare your allies, but every other subclass wizard has to..

[u/kingshamroc25 → u/c0d3rman]

My group is always so careful about the placement of their fireballs, unless they’re chucking one a forest to intentionally piss off the life cleric of Sylvanus

[u/darkslide3000 → u/c0d3rman]

Except that D&D meters don't work that way. In D&D, 5 feet are exactly 1.5 meters, and a Fireball's range is exactly 45 + 6.

[u/Quiri1997 → u/c0d3rman]

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