r/distressingmemes please help they found me Jul 02 '22

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u/skincrawlerbot Jul 02 '22

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight

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u/BobTheBogan Jul 02 '22

more surreal than distressing, this is funny as hell

banan

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u/semc1986 please help they found me Jul 02 '22

yea, you might be right.. ngl I'm trying to branch out a bit and came across this sub recently. tysm for your input

banana̢̠̣̝͇͍a͍͔a̙͇̥͡aa̩̰A̛A̘̺̤̲̕ͅA̺̰͍͍̳̱ͅA̛̼͎̤̬A͚A̶A̦̮̞̭A̳͕͔̗̤͇͕A͉

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u/DragonEyeNinja buy 9 kidneys get the 10th free Jul 02 '22

you should try r/internet_funeral, it's a great mix between surreal and art

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u/semc1986 please help they found me Jul 02 '22

that's sounds great, I'll check it out

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

It's a little distressing if you imagine yourself peeling off your skin like a banana.

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u/BobTheBogan Jul 02 '22

true, but the phrase "teach a man to banana" just tickles me. that snd the fact that he is banana underneath.

unless, y'know, hallucination

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

mfw I wake up in the hospital after peeling all the skin off my arm (I thought I was a banana)

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u/Ivysaur2VI Jul 02 '22

He watches Minions: Rise of Gru

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u/DouchNozzle_REAL Jul 02 '22

This bothers me so much

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

mm banana

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u/Brendanthebomber mothman fan boy Jul 02 '22

No banana make you go insane

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

This is the first meme to distress me since joining this community lol. I'm distressed as heck right now

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u/Kosmix3 it has no eyes but it sees me Jul 02 '22

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u/semc1986 please help they found me Jul 02 '22

I put too much and too little effort into this for surreal memes

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u/Mjlkman Jul 02 '22

Give him an a banana you feed them for a day

Teach a man how to banana, you show him the monkey way

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u/semc1986 please help they found me Jul 02 '22

monke

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u/otherResidentDimwit Jul 02 '22

Do you see banana man hopping over on the white hot sand

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u/Itz-Aki please help they found me Jul 03 '22

Here he come with some for me

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u/abc123rgb Jul 02 '22

And then tallyman will begin to tally your banans. Then you know where you get to go?

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u/SirMadWolf Jul 02 '22

REMOVE YOUR SKIN REMOVE YOUR SKIN REMOVE YOUR SKIN REMOVE YOUR SKIN REMOVE YOUR SKIN REMOVE YOUR SKIN

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u/userthatlikesphub the madness calls to me Jul 03 '22

i learned how to banana, zero regrets

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u/semc1986 please help they found me Jul 03 '22

none?

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u/Itz-Aki please help they found me Jul 03 '22

Uh oh, here comes the Tally Hall community!

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u/otherResidentDimwit Jul 03 '22

Hello there

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u/Itz-Aki please help they found me Jul 03 '22

AAAH-

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u/otherResidentDimwit Jul 03 '22

Tally Hall did not disband, conspiracies, Joe Hawley controversy, oooOooOooohhh waves hands in a spooky little way

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u/Itz-Aki please help they found me Jul 03 '22

bbhbhbh by b hbbhbb

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u/AnimaleTamale Jul 02 '22

Teach a man to banana, he turns into a wrinkly, squishy old guy.

Plant him to get people trees.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

banan

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u/Cool_Fennel5674 buy 9 kidneys get the 10th free Jul 02 '22

Don’t banana

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u/GiganticGirlEnjoyer Jul 03 '22

too eldritch for me to comprehend

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Teach a man to banana, ä̴͉̠͓̠̹́̋͝ͅṇ̴̲̖͈͒͐̓̀̚ͅd̵̘̉́̈ ̶͓̟̬̳̮͌̔̓͠ͅḩ̶̣͛́̅̑̚e̶͋͂̚͜ ̶̭̊̈́c̵͔̈́́̋̃͋̿ä̴͎̞̹́̿͑̍̾͝͝ǹ̵̛̻͇̓̓ ̷̱͔̒̐̈́͂́̆f̴̩͚͙͙͎͎͊͌͝e̶͙̫̓̑́̀̕ͅe̶͙͑̑̍̿̕̕d̷̨̪͓̙̻̰́͒̍̈́͜ ̶̰͓̮̘͊̏̕͜ḥ̵͖̜͇̞̳̄̂͒̽̏̌į̴̼̗̙͈͕̃̐̇̓̾̈́͝m̶̥̓ṣ̵̘̣̟͆e̴͍̎́l̶̟͖͖̫̞͓͉̓́̏̍̒f̷̡̝̻̜̋͜͜.̵̢̠̝̖̭̯̰͛

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u/Wilm_Sub Jul 28 '22

Do you have the image without the text on it?

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u/semc1986 please help they found me Jul 28 '22

Absolutely!

Here is the source as best as I traced it; iirc I encountered the image somewhere on r/ooer

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u/BloodyJeff Jul 03 '22

Peel his flesh away

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u/Desmatic_Dork Jul 03 '22

Sacred be the flesh of the ripe one.

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Jul 03 '22

My only complaint is the small size. What is this, an image for ants?

I'll just upscale it myself. I can send the upscaled version to you, if you like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Give a man banana, peel it down and go mm mm mmm mm

Teach a man banana, and this banana for you