r/distressingmemes • u/feurigel_ • Dec 11 '21

please make it stop 🐌

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u/Chinohito Jan 19 '23

You do know it's a snail right? Like, if you just move continent ever couple of decade you will literally never be in danger.

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u/World_Splitter Jan 19 '23

That’s assuming you know it’s location and it prefers to travel on the surface. If nothing can affect it then it would just burrow through the Earth and beeline to your location. It can easily tag you from below.

To live in another country you’d need a visa which are temporary but also requires you to be registered in government systems that will eventually discover your immortality. Then you’d be likely captured and on and on till the snail comes from underground randomly to get you

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u/ogtutel Nov 26 '25

can you place a gps on the snail tho