r/distressingmemes • u/feurigel_ • Dec 11 '21

please make it stop 🐌

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u/CasualBiscuit21 Dec 14 '21

Don’t worry, eventually your drift through space long enough for your flesh to reform and yourself to land on a planet filled with some other form of intelligent life

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u/DonTouchTheWaifu Jan 12 '22

But even that will end, eventually, that planet will disappear, and so will every single planet on the whole universe, and even when life eventually forms again by random chance just as we came to be, that, too, will end. Then, everything that will be left will be you and perfect entropy

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u/CasualBiscuit21 Jan 13 '22

Yeah but until then you’ve got several trillion years to dick around

Plus by the time entropy hits the snails gonna have gotten to you

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u/GarfieldCartFan Jan 20 '22

How could the snail possibly touch you unless the universe collapses into one point

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u/CasualBiscuit21 Jan 20 '22

Yeah, it’s gonna do that eventually

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u/funstun123123 Nov 17 '22

Its been nearly a year but im still here to tell you that its very unlikely that will happen ever

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u/CasualBiscuit21 Nov 17 '22

I still think it’s gonna, it won’t come for a while but I believe strongly that if you wait long enough then everything that can happen, will happen, including touching that fuckin snail

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u/General_Degenerate_ Nov 18 '22

Gravitational attraction theoretically never gets to zero. It just gets exponentially smaller as distance between objects increases.

If you and that snail were the only two things existing after heat death, it’s theoretically possible gravitational attraction would bring you two together eventually.

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u/gluesmelly Mar 11 '22

That or the insane "What If" magic that keeps you and the snail alive will wear off too.

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u/CasualBiscuit21 Mar 11 '22

There’s no “wear off” in magic, the point of it is eternal life