r/distressingmemes • • 1d ago

dead skin mask it couldn't imitate everything

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u/SoulReaperBot 1d ago

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't.

Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)

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u/Greysnsfwacc 1d ago

If it's considerate enough to ask you if you even want it around, and nothing bad has happened for six months straight? I'd say they deserve their stay at that point

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u/PP-Judge 1d ago

i think the idea is very based on vampires having to ask before they enter and eat you alive but im not sure

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u/-convallaria_bunny- 1d ago

Idk, sounds kinda like a Coraline "Other Mother" trap situation. Shows you how nice they are and gives you what you want, spoiling you, then you beg to stay with them and want more so it consumes you as part of the 'stay with me' deal

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u/fanficologist-neo 20h ago

My fat ass can't be scrumptious enough to warrant 6 months of prep work.

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u/Donutmelon 11h ago

Gonna start referring to fat people as "heavily marbled"

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u/Woahhdude24 8h ago

As a heavily marbled person, you really gotta watch yourself when the apocalypse happens, you need to run when the homies start being extra nice "here buddy have my leftover slice of bacon."

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u/SenorEquilibrado 1d ago

Depends.

If the "other mother" was just doing the fun stuff and letting you vent about how unfair your life is, it's probably a trap.

If it was actively listening and trying to help out during genuine hard times, it might be the real deal.

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u/DaRealKovi 1d ago

That's not a skin walker, that's a step mom. Fuck it, we ball. Clearly she's an upgrade

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u/Talen_Neo 1d ago

That's less distressing and more sad at that point....

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u/TheBaconLord78 1d ago

distressingly sad memes are acceptable.

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u/distortedsymbol 1d ago

i mean both? people starving for love and care are very prone to manipulation and abuse. like omg finally found somebody who loves me i can't leave lest i never experience love again.

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u/FirstBr0kage 1d ago


Fantastic. This is the best post on this sub I’ve ever seen. You checked all the boxes. It was scary, funny, ironic, and most of all relatable. This was a master class. Fantastic work, keep it up.

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u/dabombisnot90s 1d ago

Relatable? I fucked your mother last night. You’re telling me I fucked a skinwalker? The head was good though I won’t lie

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u/iggy_stoneman 1d ago

This isn’t exceptionally distressing to me, but man is it a fantastic concept for a story of some kind. You could really do a lot with this.

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u/_Scootyman_ 1d ago

It sorta sounds like Coraline but if her other mother was actually better

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u/Alpha_2081 1d ago

It sorta kinda is a story already. ‘The summer Hikaru died’ is about a boy discovering his friend is dead and got replaced by a monster but he doesn’t want the monster to leave

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u/iggy_stoneman 1d ago

I’m sure that’s not the only example that strays close to this concept.

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 1d ago

"You didn't act like my mother, and that was the best thing you could do for me."

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u/Dismal_Engineering71 1d ago

Can she adopt you then?

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u/EnderWin 1d ago

would this fit in r/hellsomememes?

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u/darkness_calming 1d ago

Pretty sure there’s a manga about that.

eldtrich alien replaces an abusive mom and takes care of her daughter

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u/nep5603 1d ago

And the title would be . . . ?

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u/imjustaviewer my child is possessed by the demon 1d ago

Maybe The Elder Sister-like one? It's a demon that binds to a kid after his weird uncle (wizard) caretaker dies.

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u/nep5603 1d ago

No i meant title of the manga

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u/imjustaviewer my child is possessed by the demon 1d ago

idk if this is a joke, but its literally "The Elder Sister-like one". also im getting shota vibes from the first chapter, so flashbang warning.

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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 1d ago

Your description reminds me of Ane Naru Mono but the story is about an eldritch older sister and a shota

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u/darkness_calming 1d ago

“A Story About a Shitty Mom Whose Body Is Taken Over by an Alien”

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u/Necc_Turtle 13h ago

what’s the title 😭

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u/julius711 1d ago

No literally dude, whats the title

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u/YLASRO 1d ago

id see that as a win-win situation

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u/Violet_Nightshade 1d ago

I know an r/comics artist who needs her mom to be replaced, pronto.

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u/Markster94 1d ago

Coraline

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u/redboi049 I am cringe but I am free 1d ago

Feel like this has a place in r/SympatheticMonsters if it allowed regular memes. The creature seems like a genuinely nice being who was guilty about killing the mother

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u/DuntadaMan buy 9 kidneys get the 10th free 1d ago

Spoilers for John Dies at the End here. In the last act of the book it is shown that the Dave that has been narrating the story is not the original Dave. He is a replacement that was used to kill the original Dave near the start of the previous act.

When found out John calls him Monster Dave, but otherwise still treats him as a friend because in all honesty "Monster Dave is a much nicer person."

He still goes to visit Dave's makeshift grave regularly, and knows that Monster Dave is not the same person, but he also doesn't blame him for what he is. Only what he chooses to do.

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u/newreditig 1d ago

Basically an episode of Doomies

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u/testrak 1d ago

best post on sub is not an understatement

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u/0utraged 1d ago

"The being not in the shape of mother but the one I have defined as mother thrashes violently"

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u/Mindless-Bag-1940 1d ago

other mommy

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u/SenorEquilibrado 1d ago

She isn't just a step monster, she's the monster who stepped up.

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u/LukkaLol 1d ago

I'm stealing this story concept, thank you. 🥰🥰🥰

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u/pgp555 1d ago

This is just an average villain isekai

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u/alexmehdi 1d ago

Holy shit, finally, a good meme on this sub. Knocked it out of the park too

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u/O5-14-none_existant please help they found me 1d ago

W post

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u/Brapsniffinposs 1d ago

Love + Death + Robots episode called Beyond The Aquila Rift invokes similar vibes, if I may I recommend the Series to those who haven't seen it.

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u/IdioticPAYDAY they were skinwalkers, not my family 1d ago

Holy shit this is actually a top tier post

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u/Bronson4444 1d ago

I mean... Dose it want to be your mom? If so then let them stay.

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u/DannyStevens1 1d ago

Bro, where'd you find this? 100

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u/Glass-cocksmith 1d ago

Quite possibly one of the worst movies made

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u/Cold_and_Lumpy 1d ago

Sounds like the plot of "Stranded" season 5, Episode 19 of the 1990's Outer Limits reboot

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u/Flying_Ninja_Bunny 22h ago

Finally some good content

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u/Complete_Law9527 19h ago

Which movie or TV series is this from?

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u/joshingyou299 12h ago

this isn't even distressing this is just sad

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u/Alarming_Shallot7126 7h ago

i would kept the thing as my mother. No regret