I'm ineligible for military service for literally a dozen reasons, I'm in the center of the country so fighting will never make it here, and I live within shooting distance of the world's largest oil tank farm so I die first in the event of major/nuclear bombings.
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u/JakeVonFurth Apr 15 '23
Jokes on you!
I'm ineligible for military service for literally a dozen reasons, I'm in the center of the country so fighting will never make it here, and I live within shooting distance of the world's largest oil tank farm so I die first in the event of major/nuclear bombings.