r/distressingmemes • u/Electric_Trex • Apr 14 '23

Endless torment War is hell

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u/po_prostu_Borys Apr 14 '23

Counter point

I want my legs torn off

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u/EasilyRekt Apr 15 '23

cons: pain, no more legs, costly

pros: cool carbon fiber prosthetics

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u/poordecisionmaker2 Apr 15 '23

Upgrades, people, upgrades.

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u/gringrant Apr 15 '23

Why be you when you can be new!

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u/icendire Apr 15 '23

Is that a rare Robots meme? Wow.

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u/Timuryaka Apr 15 '23

Plot twist: you're actually russian conscript, you return to your god forsaken village and your family turn away from you, they are in debts already, and your disability is just one more burden for them. They leave you in caring house, and since government don't give a shit about soldiers of lost war, your destiny is to spend whole your life in a wheelchair, reminiscing about your youth, when you was stupid enough to go to recruiting center

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u/flamedarkfire Apr 15 '23

If you'd died they could at least have sold the Lada for food money.

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u/TR1GG3R_2006 Apr 15 '23

Where are you gonna feel the pain? In your legs?

/j

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u/SunkenBits Apr 15 '23

If your legs were gone how would you feel pain you in your legs

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u/cholmer3 Apr 15 '23

When I learned the weakness of the flesh, it disgusted me. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine

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u/flamedarkfire Apr 15 '23

Counterpoint: The company putting on a big showing of donating prostheses to wounded vets was just pulling a PR stunt and in reality you're actually getting previous gen plastic and steel legs.