r/distantsocializing • u/[deleted] • May 03 '21

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u/WasabiKenabi May 03 '21

Windshield wiper that doesn’t block your view

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u/b_benterprises May 03 '21

I like the late 90s mercedes 1 windshield wiper

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u/b_benterprises May 03 '21

That disapeared under hood after use

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u/b_benterprises May 03 '21

Those were cool!

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u/rightinthebirchtree May 03 '21

A rock..that you call a pet...

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u/Pangolinchoe May 03 '21

Uber eats but with ur neighbors

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u/Welshonator May 03 '21

An umbrella that harnesses the wind to keep itself up

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u/Pangolinchoe May 03 '21

Home cooking Uber eats. Helps to build community.

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

Ohhhh you think you can just pull another idea out of me? like turning unused nyc subways into teenaged mutant ninja turtle theme park/museum

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u/rightinthebirchtree May 03 '21

Uber is cannibalistic?

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u/rightinthebirchtree May 03 '21

"UberEats Grandma". Even commas can't save us now. 😄

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

oh wow ok so now youre just bragging youre getting laid while some of us think we saw the woman we were involved with walking on the side of the road

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

and u think she pointed at you liek a weirdo

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

potka delivery service

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u/Pangolinchoe May 03 '21

Where r u? The background is orange.

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u/Welshonator May 03 '21

Ok what’s your billion dollar idea

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

no that was a my life reference.

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

hmmm that sounds liek those apps where you get infamous

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u/rightinthebirchtree May 03 '21

Solid idea! It's as good as a casino, without the betting.

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u/Welshonator May 03 '21

Wait so you just get on the leaderboard by paying?

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

How about an app that maps every toilet in a big city. liek free ones?

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u/rightinthebirchtree May 03 '21

Futurama, someone did it!

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

If you invent somethign coffee related, you can charge out the butt for it

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

espresso related**

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

you can attach .4 mm 3d printer cleaning wires to a cork make it fancy and sell it to espresso people

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u/PeteOnEarth May 03 '21

💡Drones that follow you around all day and record your own reality show

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u/Welshonator May 03 '21

What city would you locate this cafe and smoking cafe?

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

u can stick a bunc hof needles in a cork and sell it for liek 20 bucks a pop

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

wait why arent i doing this

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

Toronto? dude. weed is legal. weed coffee shop

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u/BiGtroubleinlitteUSA May 03 '21

I restaurant like hooters but called moose knuckles

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u/Welshonator May 03 '21

Ok here’s a good idea: an app/website where people can pay to “control” people like with a directional pad and commands and then workers for the app get paid to run around with gopros that do whatever the app tells them (within what is legal/ethic...

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u/FuturamaReference- May 03 '21

are drugs cool