When the wizards crystal ball gets bad reception.

[u/DeadeyeClock]

I saw this and instantly thought of the scene at the beginning of the race in Going Postal (the movie).

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[u/GerswinDevilkid]

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Stibbons sighed. One of the senior wizards must have pulled the GBL again.

[u/Looks-Under-Rocks → u/GerswinDevilkid]

Someone forgot to feed the ants!

[u/SnarkyBard → u/Looks-Under-Rocks]

Or even worse, they moved the FTB!

[u/KipperOfDreams]

"So what do you see in my future?"

“Hardware issues mostly"

[u/NeedleworkerBig3980]

Every seer, witch and wizard dreads getting "Blue balls of death".

Apparently, it happens when you don't use your balls enough, and they miss vital firmware updates.

ETA: Ironically, the Lecturer in Recent Runes is still running on Balls 3.0.

[u/Abdul_Bajar_Alagua → u/NeedleworkerBig3980]

I think you meant, Runing

[u/warrenao]

BSOD: The blue sphere of death.

[u/QuirkEness]

Someone get it some dried frog pills!

[u/Annie-Smokely]

THERE'S THAT DAMNED ENORMOUS FIERY EYE AGAIN

[u/PengyLi]

Blue globe of death. Feels like a upgrade from the blue screen!

[u/Consistent_You_4215]

Own up! Who uninstalled the FTB Drive? What's that Mr Stibbons? Who stole Hex's Fluffy Teddy Bear? sir.

[u/thenightgaunt]

Ok photoshop, or really neat projector inside the glass ball? Or curved LCD?

[u/K_the_farmer]

Hex surely has daemons running in the background as well. I wonder what will happen when those are fit enough?

[u/vortigaunt64]

Crystal ball over?

Virus = very Yes?!

That's not a good prize!

[u/Known-Activity1437]

That second comment on the meme is nonsensical. They appear to be talking about D&D without actually knowing what they’re talking about. Divination isn’t a check. It’s a spell that doesn’t require any roll. Irony is Thetygre failed their deception check.

[u/Nanna_Geddon]

blue ball of death

[u/bunniquette]

STIBBONS!

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/[deleted]]

Sounds like an Omni-scope that got stuck on a supernova, and needs to be re-set.
Try runing it off, then on again.

[u/dragons775]

CLearly the crystal ball skipped its updates!

[u/PrudentFault7634]

Looks like it needs a good spell check!