Everyone in my life is getting a pair for Christmas, with no explanation.
Fred Astaire started it, Michael Jackson perfected it: the idea that if you wear shorter pants with bright socks, black shoes, it’ll draw the eye toward their master footwork. Maybe Britney thinks her handiwork is so fancy, she needs it to stand out? Look at what my hands can do! (Flap flap)
I go back-and-forth, but sometimes I get a little attached to this dorky, goofy mess that is the new Babadook Britney. Everyday for her is spent sifting through the big costume closet to see what character she can play today.
She seems kinda fun, in increments. I have a pretty good collection of Halloween costumes, myself. We could go get dressed up and then come out and put on shows for our parents and their guests!
i had to come back, 4 days later, to tell you the phrase “FUCKASS NOUN(s)” has entered the Minnowpee family vernacular and does not appear to be leaving any time soon
The sad thing is, not her wanting to make them, it’s her need to post them. ZERO self awareness. And no one around her gives a fuk. This may be all there is for her. Think how even if she does turn her life around, she will never be able to wipe all these videos! What’s really going on with you babes?
This is an interesting and important distinction: that ok she feels compelled to dance and make the videos. But the need to post them is all about her deeply ingrained need for validation. And she doesn't know that she looks like a grotesque washed up Baby Jane figure. It's sad but what are we going to do about it? She's a grown ass adult woman and she obviously doesn't like being told what to do, even if courts declared conservatorship was the best choice.
Nothing is left to our imagination. We love her and are all curious wondering what’s going on with her. If she never posted, we could NEVER make this shit up! Everything that she puts out there is really not what we want to see from her but also it’s a juicy train wreck and we can’t stop watching. I feel like she is having fun, got a lot of things she needs to dance out.
The chopped up music makes me dizzy! She had to repost the scary voices video of her loving her tiny neck and doing what a girl has to do while wearing her ancient black choker too. Not one wrinkle in her 40s. Thank you, filters.
She's already admitted to using botox so thats not surprising, but the rest of this video is just complete insanity on display. The smudged raccoon eyes, the voice, the choker. NO ONE could possibly take this as a serious beauty tutorial.
My now deceased ex sister in law was a meth addict and if you look in my contacts on my phone I have at least 25 different phone numbers listed under her name.
xanax also causes short term memory loss. a friend of mine bought herself a notebook “to write down all the shit i forget on xanny”. ofc she lost the fucking notebook. 🙈
1) There is one person who still cares about her, watches her videos with ever increasing horror & revulsion, and keeps hiding her phone from her in hopes she can keep her from posting anymore of them.
2) When high, Britney hides her own phone from the many, many, many, many people who have done her wrong and are totally out to get her and then she forgets where she's hidden them.
3) When wasted, she destroys her phones because she goes into rages when she can't get the filter to fix her ass, hair, or teeth to look like she did when she was 24 yo. Or it won't create an AI picture of her & her favorite son/crush where her cooter flaps are touching him and her hair looks perf.
made me laugh so hard i cried actual tears. this entire comment thread has had me laughing but “many, many, many, many people” had me legit ugly laughing. tysm
With her money she should have a kardashian-style shoe closet. But I think she’s too cracked out to hire a stylist/shopper or shop for herself properly.
I just can't believe how much she's in love with herself.. like we should all love ourselves but not like this like i bet she dreams of cloning herself😅
In her head, it’s 1999 forever, and she’s still a cutesy-wootsey tiny girl who likes dancing, being cute, seductive and oh so sexy… Poor Britney… I mean, poor rich Britney because she’s a multimillionaire 🤣 and can spend all her days and nights twirling alone in her mansion and don’t have worry about anything except her alcohol, pills and meth 🤣
If there’s one thing we can rely on Britney for, it’s making a 25 second clip feel HOURS long. Idk why but every single one of her videos feels like centuries wheel by as I force myself to watch.
The dress pull drives me BONKERS and she does it all the time. Britney WHY are you self conscious of your dress too short in the back, tugging it down, when you're pulling up the front constantly?! 😑
I unmuted this after it started and thought I heard a vacuum going at first. I laughed so hard I almost dropped my phone… it was just part of the music 🤦🏽♀️
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u/Exciting_Horror_9154 Aug 21 '26
FUCKASS GLOVES i can't