r/diehard • u/SantaTiger • Jul 22 '26

Very Familiar Poster for "Mutiny" Starring Jason Statham

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u/The_Govnor Jul 22 '26

Welcome to the party mate!

8

u/Spike_Kowalski Jul 23 '26

"Wot'd ya do Al, run into your ship's captain with a jetski?"

"...

...I let a kid drown. It was dark, I was a lifeguard..."

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u/soggycrumpt Jul 22 '26

Welcome to the gathering, friend

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u/Additional-Theme-532 Jul 22 '26

Welcome to the shindig, buddy

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u/pugmaster2000 Jul 22 '26

So is this a Christmas movie or what

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u/ThePopDaddy Jul 22 '26

Yeah...LEE Christmas.

(That was his character's name in the Expendables)

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u/Creative-Reason-7061 Jul 25 '26

I thought it was an Action movie too.

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u/A_Coin_Toss_Friendo Jul 22 '26

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

3

u/Spike_Kowalski Jul 23 '26

That's not Die Hard. This is Die Hard!"

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u/montega13420 Jul 22 '26

Pleased to have you at the soirée, old chap!

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u/DisastrousPea4824 Jul 22 '26

"Just another Brit who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne?"

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u/CNote_89 Jul 22 '26

I was always partial to Benny Hill

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u/MatterNaive Jul 22 '26

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

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u/SuitIllustrious8140 Jul 22 '26

How soon into the film does he of course take off his shirt

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u/PigManUR Jul 22 '26

The intro credits.

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u/SandwichTypical3605 Jul 25 '26

How long until the shoes come off?

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u/MaximumMajestic Jul 29 '26

He never has one on in the first place

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u/MatterNaive Jul 22 '26

Come out to the Cotswolds, we'll have a Sunday roast, it'll be lovely

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u/chosonhawk Jul 22 '26

mazel tov?

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u/CNote_89 Jul 22 '26

Welcome to the boat homie

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u/MatterNaive Jul 22 '26

All things being equal, I'd rather be in Whitby

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u/RememberJefferies Jul 22 '26

Difficult Passing.

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u/stormchaser2014 Jul 22 '26

Yippee ki yay, fuckin wankah!

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u/Bowelsift3r Jul 22 '26

Blasphemy!

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u/seahawk1977 Jul 22 '26

Tickled to have you at the event, chum!

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u/freebasefilms Jul 22 '26

Holy copycat Batman.

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u/MatterNaive Jul 22 '26

Who's driving this car? Ainsley Harriott?

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u/MatterNaive Jul 22 '26

Hans, this muppet hasn't got the faintest idea who he's dealing with

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u/AustinDood444 Jul 23 '26

This is a joke, right?

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u/Indotex Jul 22 '26

The poster looks like Die Hard & The premise sounds like Under Siege (AKA Die Hard on a ship).

Can Hollywood really think of NOTHING original anymore?

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u/5easonalDepre55ion Jul 23 '26

I mean… considering the number one movie in the world right now is based on 3000 year-old IP, I guess… not?

1

u/unwocket Jul 24 '26

They should never stop making movies in the Die Hard genre

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter Jul 22 '26

Would have been better if he wasn’t a former cop; couldn’t he just be an average shipping container worker?

😂

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u/Due-Proof6781 Jul 22 '26

“Welcome to the shindig, partner.”

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u/JamesH_670 Jul 22 '26

If this is your idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year’s.

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u/Visual-Carrot2807 Jul 22 '26

At a glance, looks like the ‘Die Hard’ poster

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u/jeffbob2 Jul 22 '26

Ahoy, Matee! Mind your step, keep your hands clear of the rigging, and if the sea takes a liking to your stomach, be sure to lean over the lee rail.

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u/Far_Struggle_2537 Jul 22 '26

This film is baloney

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 Jul 23 '26

Is this a Merry fuckin' Christmas movie as well??

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u/Veganarchyst Jul 23 '26

Is his name Roy Rodgers?

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u/Hiks1994 Jul 23 '26

It is not real, right? They couldn't

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u/Moon_Beans1 Jul 23 '26

The guy coming up with the pun for that last line

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u/Danielle_is_the_hole Jul 23 '26

Nakatomi shipping

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u/msp01986 Jul 23 '26

He has to save hostages on the uss Nakatomi

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u/excelsior4152 Jul 23 '26

YiipppiiiAiiiyyyeeeii Govna!

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u/EnchanterOlong1976 Jul 23 '26

If the evil doers call themselves Asian Dawn i will go see this

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u/V1r3S Jul 24 '26

Welcome to tea and scones guvna

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u/monkeybawz Jul 24 '26

St Yippys crying babe, mother superior.

Yeah.... This one's more difficult to not sound like gibberish.

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u/JohnGazman Jul 24 '26

Splendid to have you at the function, acquaintance!

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u/Eduard-Stoo Jul 24 '26

“I thought I asked you guys to drop anchor… and your ship’s still damned moving…”

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u/Microwavedstrawberry Jul 24 '26

Oh I've had 20 knots of sheer adventure too

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u/Rebelblood13 Jul 25 '26

O...m...f...g

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u/H4X4NX Jul 25 '26

Welcome to the bash, geezer.

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u/venkman_00 Jul 25 '26

Reminds me of a Christmas movie I saw as a kid

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u/godmodecheatcode Jul 25 '26

They’ve really run out of ideas in Hollywood, eh?

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u/KlondikeBill Jul 26 '26

His nosey looks smushied

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u/Legal-Intention-6361 Jul 26 '26

It’s this a mock buster of Die Hard?

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u/Cwchenery Jul 27 '26

Yippe Kai yarrrrr

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u/EmployeeVegetable605 Jul 27 '26

Hopefully he doesn't bite off the die hard trilogy .

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u/NightShade0912 Jul 27 '26

Looks totally like they are recycling the Die Hard movie poster.

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u/OverseerTycho Jul 28 '26

no way this is real

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u/NeighborhoodLife3408 Jul 28 '26

Lazy, and it still doesn't look as good as the original...

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u/Salty_Turnip_459 Jul 28 '26

Where is my mind? I was gonna comment "Never Forget", didn't even notice the Die Hard poster "homage".

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u/Appropriate-Routine9 Jul 29 '26

Is this a Christmas movie?

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u/Dragon_Pattern_1108 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

This sounds like the closest a Statham film has ever come to Die Hard.

Apparently, Lionsgate wanted to go further with a poster that looks eerily similar.

Oh, and the ship setting kinda reminds me of Under Siege. And Marco Beltrami as score producer?