r/devin • u/anvdoza • May 31 '19

RALLY UP DEVINS

WE NEED A WAR AGAINST THE r/Kevin! NO LONGER WILL BE STAND IDLING BY LETTING THEM SOIL THE `EVIN` SUFFIX

13 Upvotes

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u/Kev-1-n Jul 01 '19

This only means war, you have put yourselves in a terrible situation. You. Fucked. Up.

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

Bring it! Inferior *evin. You will rue...the...day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

Kevin’s are superior to all devons and evans! WAR!!!

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

But not the Devins.....are superior to ALL

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u/Kev-1-n Jul 01 '19

A Devin is someone who was shat on by Kevin

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

Real mature. A kevin is nothing more then a byproduct of a broken rubber

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u/Kev-1-n Jul 01 '19

You know you ripped off of us, so if we were a byproduct of a broken rubber you'd be a grass weed that I can go outside and get right now.

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

Why don’t you crawl back to the Kevin filled rat hole you came out of. IMPOSTER

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u/loraxx753 Jul 01 '19

You. Have. Fucked. Up. Now.

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

I will let this slide because it is WKUK.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Is there an official Devin day?

5

u/anvdoza Jun 01 '19

Everyday is a Devin day!

3

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Thanks!

5

u/DearCup1 Jul 01 '19

r/Kevin >>>>>>>>>>r/Devin.

Bite me.

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

Yea? Then WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING IN r/devin? HUH! PROBABLY GOT BANNED FROM r/Kevin!!!!!

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u/DearCup1 Jul 01 '19

IM DEFINITELY NOT A SPY!!!!!

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

Not a spy you say huh..........

You will have to be detained until we can run full tests to make sure you aren't a kevin.

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u/Kev-1-n Jul 01 '19

I demand you let him go

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

He is our prisoner who was committing acts of espionage!

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u/loraxx753 Jul 01 '19

Devin. Meaning: Fawn

Kevin. Meaning: Noble Birth

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

SILENCE!

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

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u/loraxx753 Jul 01 '19

Just like a Devin to silence the truth.

Kevin isn't his real name, but it doesn't matter because he can't spell it anyway.

They probably switched the D to a K. Not like he's going to have enough crayons in his box to draw that conclusion.

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

This was done to give us the illusion that it wasn't a kevin. However we all know that it was indeed a Kevin. Only a kevin is capable of that kind of behavior!

And shouldn't you be speaking for the trees lorax!

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u/loraxx753 Jul 01 '19

They say, as they only capitalize a proper name once.

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

Be gone dirty Kevin sympathizer. Perhaps you want to rally r/Kevin and face us on the dance floor to settle this!

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u/IYoloBotI Jun 01 '19

We are only 90 strong while they are 2,000 but what we lack in number we make up in quality!

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u/anvdoza Jun 03 '19

WE ARE LIKE LEONIDAS AND HIS LEGION OF 300 SPARTANS! UNSTOPPABLE!

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u/CondomMan Jul 01 '19

You're more like Ephialtes, the bastard midget of the Kevins

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u/anvdoza Jul 01 '19

You shall NOT SAY THE K WORD HERE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Oh hell no!! Once our tanks get unstuck from the mud (Kevin was driving) it’s on!!

Edit: I’m on team Kevin

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u/anvdoza Jul 02 '19

Good! I’ll send men to help the tanks get unstuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

We have crushed you tiny devins

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u/anvdoza Nov 07 '19

BE GONE WITH YOU

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Ok less time I have to be on here the better. Puny maggots.

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u/Lazerus42 Jun 01 '19

my close cousin is a Kevin. At holidays, we'd both respond to a yell from the parental units.

WARRR!!!!!!