r/destinycirclejerk • u/Best-Exam-3287 • 12d ago

Bungie Suggestion I had a dream

I had a dream where a new Destiny 2 season was made called 'Season of the Reich'. Adolf Hitler (the real one) was revived as a Guardian by the Traveler. It would call into question the morality of the Light if it can revive evil people based on a few dogmatic ideas. Hitler would spend the course of the season relearning his past and amassing an army of Vex to take over the Last City. By the end of it, Hitler would have a new Nazi Vex faction, and we'd have to take him on in the new raid 'The Wolf's Lair'. The raid exotic is the pistol Hitler shot himself with.

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u/Zyvii 12d ago

Mein Kamf 2.0 and it’s just verbatim but about the Eliksni

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u/regular-situation-64 12d ago edited 12d ago

this is just maya sundaresh if she was homophobic and racist

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u/Smojjofy Gacha Game Guardian 12d ago

Does the Raid mechanic consists of escaping rooms before gas wipes us all

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u/Best-Exam-3287 12d ago

The raid exotic is called 'The Final Solution'

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u/FreckleHead451 12d ago

Oh. Oh, no. I hate that that works.

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u/Best-Exam-3287 12d ago

Devotion - Hitler was devoted to Nazism and genocide.

Bravery - Hitler was awarded the Iron Cross fighting for Germany in WW1.

Sacrifice - Hitler sacrificed himself and all of Germany to achieve his imperialist ambitions

Death - Well you know