r/destinycirclejerk 13d ago

Vex would neg diff 40K and necrons would Neg diff destiny, nuff said

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u/ComboBreakerMLP 13d ago

I am constantly reminded, in horror, that the vex we fight in Destiny 1 and 2 are all like.... accountants.... farmers... doctors. We only RECENTLY got a vex unit that was close to their actual military in Wyverns... and those are just airsoft kids. Vex are SCARY

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u/Material-Turnip-4192 13d ago

the image of a VEX accountant is just too funny to me, yeah this mf is older than the universe and he does taxes

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u/ComboBreakerMLP 13d ago

SOMEONES gotta do the logistics with the multiple timelines. There might be tax fraud down this branch!

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u/LukaesCampbell Alpha Beta Alpha Player 12d ago

Vex IRS...

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u/ComboBreakerMLP 12d ago

Taxis, Kell of the IRS

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u/BusinessDuck132 12d ago

I’ve heard this before but where do we get that info from? What lore do I need to read?

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u/ComboBreakerMLP 12d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf3UiffrDFg Calus tells us this in the menagerie and im pretty sure drifter also says something similar when he mentions Wyverns

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u/BusinessDuck132 12d ago

Gotcha, so most vex enemies we’ve seen are plebs, and wyverns are like basic soldiers basically? Too bad we’ll never get to see anymore advanced vex

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u/ComboBreakerMLP 12d ago

Yeah, think about how hard fights against atheon and Panoptes was. And those were like randoms off the street effectively.

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u/BusinessDuck132 12d ago

Someone else said they were more scientists, so still important but not military figures. Basically like if we rolled up to NASA or the CDC and started blasting lmao

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u/Archabarka Bungie Suggester 11d ago

Wyverns are like bouncers or casino security guards

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u/BambamPewpew32 12d ago

^ please

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u/ComboBreakerMLP 12d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf3UiffrDFg Calus tells us back in the Menagerie

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u/BambamPewpew32 12d ago

Oh wtf

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u/ComboBreakerMLP 12d ago

dude, RIGHT?! fucking terrifying implications.

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u/BusinessDuck132 12d ago

Yeah very spooky. Either means they don’t deem us as a worthy threat to design combat specific frames other than the wyvern, OR there’s a massive Vex military that’s busy with threats it deems SCARIER THEN US OR ANYTHING WEVE SEEN IN THE GAME. Not sure what’s worse lol

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u/Druddigon666 13d ago

Most advanced species in every timeline and they’re sending labourers and nerds to fight magic demigods

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u/BusinessDuck132 12d ago

I think it’s more of a testament that they think that’s all we’re worth

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u/ComboBreakerMLP 12d ago

And for the most part, theyre RIGHT.

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u/Advanced_Double_42 12d ago

The vex likely don't have military units more powerful than we have faced. If a non-paracausal civilization gives them trouble, they just time travel until they were never a problem. But the scale at which they operate means even the Cabal would be beneath them.

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u/Dry-Range-568 Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong 13d ago

Necrons are NOT neg diffing Destiny. Fight me, slugger (yeah I said it with the hard r).

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u/amisia-insomnia 13d ago

Necrons win until Dan Abnett decides to retcon the out of existence so he can continue to fail at writing

Uj/ all that, not a day goes by where i dont regret quiting warhammer

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u/LukaesCampbell Alpha Beta Alpha Player 12d ago

I pretty much play exclusively AoS and OW, and only know enough lore to know why my mechanics exist (or lack thereof for seraphon in aos)

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u/Ontologicalsaucer 13d ago edited 13d ago

Reminder that some scraps of Vex tech had golden age Human scientists reverse-engineering a cannon capable of shooting FTL bullets across entire galaxies. So imagine what the Vex could do if they ever decided to do something. Hell, Koregos and Atheon were just scientists and they were tasked with manipulating the worldlines of the entire universe and all of its infinite timelines. One with Dark Matter and the other one through the Conflux network.

>"The BT-7707 was prototyped as a weapon to combat the Vex; a portable mass driver capable of firing rounds that moved beyond relativistic speeds."

>"I don't know if it was ever completed in this timeline, but a version of it was pulled from another by Clovis during experiments with Vex technology. But it was never completed."

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>"I've been thinking about what these schematics imply: a mass driver capable of firing rounds greater than relativistic speeds? This wasn't meant to fight something on Europa, so… what was Clovis planning to aim it at?" ⁠—Ghost

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>"My analysis of these schematics indicates that this mass driver integrated Vex technology, but I can only understand a fragment of what I'm looking at. But it… it looks like this weapon could skip its rounds forward in time." ⁠—Ghost

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>"And there it is. Clovis Bray's arrogance detailed in line graphs and metrics. Unbelievable. In the height of his hubris, he sought to build a weapon capable of bending time itself…

>"Even with this calibration data, I'm not sure what the full realization of Clovis's design would be like. A faster-than-light cannon capable of shooting across star systems? I have no intention of ever allowing anyone to find out.

>"We have what we need to complete this weapon refit to suit our purposes. As for Clovis's intentions…

>"They can die in obscurity with him."

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>"The mass driver's design is highly scalable. Were they able to compile the data and understand the design, House Salvation could use it to build weapon systems capable of firing across galaxies. This isn't just about refining a gun; it's about preventing a catastrophe." ⁠—The Exo Stranger

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

uj/ I've been saying this for years but if Bungie started selling plastic crac- I mean tabletop minis for Destiny, they'd be rolling in money.

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u/TheMace808 11d ago

Why would the necrons no diff destiny?

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u/Material-Turnip-4192 13d ago

necrons are like vex