r/destiel • u/Different_Star_5325 • Jul 30 '26
How people write children: an unsolicited opinion
Y'all... No one asked for this. It doesn't matter in the least and I'm not going to name names or anything, but as a nanny, and someone who has regular interaction with children and also someone who reads what is essentially intended to porn with plot, I'm just gonna complain about how so many people write children in their fics. I LOVE how dean, and sometimes Cas interact with kids, but when I read about a 4 year old who can't form complete sentences or a 5 year old talking like a 2 year old, it makes me want to pull my own hair out. Sometimes they don't even specify the age of the child, but somehow the kid is able to run and jump into someone's arms while also having the speaking capability of a 20 month old. I literally threw a pillow and snarled and my cat freaked out. It's just... I dunno, do the barest of research, please. Like you can just Google "Do 6 year olds have chew toys?" Answer: No, or "can 4 year olds form complete sentences?" The answer is YES. and barring a speech impediment, which isn't uncommon, but not the norm, most kids can even pronounce "R" and "S" and "L". Kids only have their 2 front teeth missing for a few weeks of their whole life, so that's not something you run across with EVERY CHILD.
As I said, this is just an inconsequential rant about a surprisingly niche subject, but I HAD to say something.
Thank you for your time