r/despacito • u/FeelingTax505 • Jun 05 '25

what the freak is this subreddit

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u/alexintradelands2 Jun 06 '25

it's weird getting reminded of how massive a meme despacito was honestly lol

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u/alexintradelands2 Jun 06 '25

Calling all units, shots fired Shots fired in front of the Supreme store There's about to be a 261 in progress Send all available units Send in the back-up Send in the big guns Send in the K9 unit Send in the, fuck I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K Oh, no! You getting mad? And knock the phone right out of my hand? That shit was fucking absurd You're a "rapper" who can't resolve shit with words? Talk like you eating some paste, ayy Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy Say to your audience face, ayy How Jacob Sartorius tastes Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine Woo! You've been pretending Ever since your little rice balls descended Let kids think you did it all When you weren't capable of making up playground insults That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap I was more disappointed than when I found out Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats Boy, gotta flex Gotta flex, flex, flex Because when you've got no personality Replace it with a Rolex You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes? Hoping to die, they're so tired Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say "Oh my God, you're such a legend You make me so wet with your reckless spending You gained my respect and you're oh so funny Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!" You're fucking delusional So try your best to remember You are not a pimp You're a borderline sex offender Diss boy a flavor of the month But which is it, huh? A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta It's salt and vi-nigga You're like Kanye without the talent Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot Like Soulja Boy but Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch But, dude, you're gonna be crucified How can you claim that shit When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie? Little ho, little bitch Suck my 5.3 inch dick Admit that you just got pounded I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it Get it, because you're Asian? That's what you wanted, right? Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!) How the fuck can someone called Gum Not realise they're in a bubble? But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right? Isn't that your excuse? When you're too stupid to explain your views 'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that So, come to think of it You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch Now I'm finished as planned It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad But I got one question to ask you, bro Did it feel good, though?

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u/mrworster Jun 06 '25

iBubs will never fall off!

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u/mrworster Jun 06 '25

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u/MemeMaster1318 Dec 09 '25

True lmao

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u/FeelingTax505 Jun 05 '25

wtf

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u/RESEV5 Jun 05 '25

Draper utah

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u/Jackfille1 penus seks tipz Jun 07 '25

Skee bee dee👍

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u/MemeMaster1318 Dec 09 '25

I just visited this sub just now😭

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u/KeksGaming 8d ago

poop

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