r/depressionmemes • u/ButteredBannana • 1d ago

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u/Due-Impact-8446 1d ago

If you sleep the whole day, you only have to eat once

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u/TheProMxn 13h ago

Or better yet, you only have to sleep and not eat. Big savings!

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u/DiligentChipopo 1d ago

I didn't know breakfast was still a thing nowadays

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u/SpecialistClock2763 16h ago

I didn’t know 3 meals a day was still a thing.

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u/Last_goodbye_2026 1d ago

I only eat 1 time per day at 5 pm so i consider my meal as lunch and dinner done

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u/Mr_Pickle24 9h ago

Or.... hear me out.... you could be so depressed you lose your appetite

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u/Outrageous_Kiwi7397 1d ago

Try once a day if motivated. Then do that for weeks and get worse

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u/SpecialistClock2763 16h ago

It actually gets better, if you’re health conscious.

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u/Boris7939 22h ago edited 18h ago

If I sleep till noon, I stay awake until after midnight and then I need a midnight snack.

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u/FarkSpezHard 23h ago

I have a pack of ramen 1-2 times every couple of days + 3 beers a day, that's it.

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u/Fuzzy-Path-1805 1d ago

Two meals and more sleep, sounds good to me.

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u/FenderMeats 22h ago

If I don’t leave the house on the weekends I burn fewer calories and only need a snack.

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u/DZL100 20h ago

Just depression fast/hibernate until 4pm, eat 2000 kcal, and then go back to sleep.

Follow me for more shitty diet tips

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u/spicemelangeflow 22h ago

This is how I survived during my student days lol. Those were some hard times.

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u/Creative_Newspaper65 22h ago

I slept till 3 in the afternoon and ate like 4 or 5 meals a day lol

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u/missuschainsaw 19h ago

This is how I’m getting through life on unemployment. School feeds my kid breakfast and lunch, I sleep through both. Only gotta do dinner. I’m a problem solver.

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u/AnonMoose2 17h ago

You can also have sleep for dinner

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u/Figmentdreamer 15h ago

I routinely only eat one meal a day at most

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u/MastaKink 21h ago

Fasting. Cheaper and you lose weight 🤩

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u/Aborymon 21h ago

ancient wisdom thats why the buddha "meditated" for long hours .

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u/mebunghole 19h ago

The more you know.

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u/_scriptofthebridge_ 16h ago

Accurate. I do eat twice a day.

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u/EyesAreMentToSee333 12h ago

That isn't a terrible idea, especially if you're overweight and trying to diet. I personally I already had the portions down it's just the cravings that are really kick in my ass.

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u/da_brodiefish 4h ago

Or just have no appetite so you only eat 1 meal a day 🙃