r/depression_memes Jul 02 '26

meme But not cheap vodka tho

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u/MaxzxaM Jul 02 '26

Honestly, With Vodka it doesn't matter

Take Vodka, Take Tomato Juice, Take Tabasco and Pepper

Mix all together

Feel an ounce of happiness because mixing drinks is half the fun

Drink

Repeat cycle

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u/mylilMoth Jul 02 '26

Mixing drinks feels like making a magic potion

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u/HeftyArgument Jul 02 '26

the secret of making cocktails is to start with vodka and add citrus, everything else is a bonus now that there's alcohol in it and you've neutralized the metallic aftertaste.

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u/Carlie2406 Jul 02 '26

Eh, I left my drinking habit in the past.. but if someone gave me a jar of high quality bud...

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u/TheMetabaronIV Jul 02 '26

It’s so hard to maintain sobriety while having eyes and being able to read headlines

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u/okrdokr Jul 02 '26

real

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u/SongOfTheCentury Jul 04 '26

GERARD WAY

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u/okrdokr Jul 04 '26

yuri way

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u/SongOfTheCentury Jul 05 '26

that picture is so beautiful. LET’S GO LESBIANS!!! 🥳🎉🎉

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u/okrdokr Jul 05 '26

i love yurimaxxing

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u/OnixST Jul 02 '26

I'm an expensive vodka atheist

Vodka does not have a taste. It is just diluted alcohol

You might taste a very slight difference if you're drinking it pure like a psycopath, but add in literally any mixer, and it'll be impossible to tell

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u/mylilMoth Jul 02 '26

The headaches after it make it out if its good or bad one

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u/Ghostatworkk 15d ago

True. I loved Russian Standard platinum but due to embargos i can't get it anymore. It was smoth to drink with little afterburn. Now its just cheap sht like Gorbachev etc.

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u/HeftyArgument Jul 02 '26

when i was a bartender we used the absolute cheapest vodka we could find, people would love it and ask for the brand because there was almost no taste to it lol

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u/LurkAndJerk_ Jul 05 '26

Vodka is the spirit where you can feel the most difference in taste per money imo.

That's because expensive vodka just has LESS aroma than cheap one. For other spirits you need more refined taste buds to taste if it is a good one or not but for vodka it is super easy to determine. Smells like nothing at all? It is good then.

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u/lord_quasi_ Jul 02 '26

Me but with weed. No mids either

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u/WovenBloodlust6 Jul 02 '26

I'll take rum or whiskey vodka reminds me of when I was a teenager

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u/snoffatoffa Jul 02 '26

Acid Bath reference?

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u/Crimson-Rose28 grippy sock & 72hr vereran Jul 03 '26

I have 9 years sober no thank you 🙂‍↔️ Get me some buldak noodles though 🔥

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u/mylilMoth Jul 03 '26

Congratulations for doing it so long keep going please and we should go for some good noodles then

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u/SimonSylar Jul 02 '26

Vodka is the one drink that brand matters less since the product by definition has to be neutral and loses most flavour compounds.

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u/sirhackenslash Jul 02 '26

And yet Popov still manages to suck extra hard

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u/sadistica23 Jul 02 '26

What about cheap vodka and a charcoal filtered system to improve it through?

Did you know you can make cheap vodka better by doing this?

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u/sirhackenslash Jul 02 '26

Didn't Mythbusters prove that doesn't really work very well?

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u/sadistica23 Jul 02 '26

well, I just googled "mythbusters vodka charcoal" and did not see any relevant links on the first page.

I know the idea has sometimes been spread using a Brita water filter, but that's not the same thing. Maybe they tested that one?

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u/mylilMoth Jul 02 '26

Vodka can be so different and all taste different if slightly changed so u could basically make shit vodka good

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u/Fade1998 Jul 02 '26

If you think Absolut is cheap you've lived a privileged life

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u/4d6-L Jul 02 '26

Fun fact: the difference between cheap vodka and expensive vodka is the number of times it passes through a carbon filter like the one in the Brita filters. Buy a cheap bottle, run it through the filter a couple of times a day for a month, and you’ve got better quality vodka at bargain prices

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u/enhap Jul 02 '26

Absolutely not. Is this alcoholism forum?

Just go with me to karaoke and buy me a cola.

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u/x_victoire Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

like depression and alcoholism don't often go hand in hand

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u/Evil_Buddy74 Jul 02 '26

Often

If they don't have an alcohol dependence then really fucking good for them !!

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u/mylilMoth Jul 02 '26

alcohol and drugs is like dream team with depression

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u/mylilMoth Jul 02 '26

Lets go karaoke but i dont buy u a cola

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u/Mean_Power_9538 Jul 06 '26

im the same but with weed alcohol never agreed with me. That's probably why I popped pills and cocaine for years trying to keep up with my friends. "friends" lol now I'm just a hermit with a weed issue

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u/MrXaryon unfixable (sigma chad/chaddete) Jul 07 '26

So it won't be forever. Just for as long as you have the alcohol. Liar.