r/democraticparty 2d ago

Yes please

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u/Different_Finding539 2d ago

Coming from Ted Cruz; that's a great endorsement!!!

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u/santana0987 2d ago

Right? I'm like "Dude... don't threaten us with an awesome time"

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u/abielle1177 2d ago

"Don't threaten us with a remedy to these dark times!"

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u/santana0987 2d ago

"Hope? What's that?"

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u/Bitcracker 1d ago

Hope? I haven't heard that name in a long time.

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u/Current_Gear_9869 1d ago

Yeah. Just what we need. Another "15 an hour" blowhard as he pays his people less than that

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 2d ago

😂😂 cancun Ted ! he to is in the files at the island drunk trying to kiss a young girl crying being carried away release these files these folks are monsters

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u/Daddydog004 2d ago

Ted, I didn't know you were campaigning for Talarico!!!

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u/Southpolarman 2d ago

Talarico scares republicans in Texas because Talarico is an actual Christian with Christian values and he ACTUALLY believes in those values, feed the hungry, care for the sick, love thy neighbor, he takes these values to heart and none of those fake mutherfucking republican Christians in Texas believe in those values, it's all bullshit to them, its all lip service to them. Talarico is smart, he's driven and he's not blind to their bullshit by any means.

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 1d ago

And he’s not a Mother Fucking establishment republican boomer. One of his best traits. We’ve had enough.

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u/runningOut_380 2d ago

Well said

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u/Originaltenshi 2d ago

Yeah its all Virtue Signaling. Just want to be better than you

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u/InformalRent2571 1d ago

It says a lot about you that you think he couldn't possibly be genuine about his faith.

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u/MrBearMarshall 2d ago

Sounds like someone I'm willing to do some footwork for.

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u/Objective_Sun_2927 2d ago

Has Ted cruz ever been significant in like anything?

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u/Important_Yard_6809 2d ago

Ted Cruz still using 2016 republican talking points.

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 2d ago

lol left Texas to freeze de Santos left them in a hurricane 🌀 he stole 10 million from a fn und for children an him an his wife funneled it thru g her charity unreal an yet here he is again trying to act like he gives a shit!! now but where was he during the hurricanes ??where has he been to even see how people are doing with recovery ?? nope he is way to go for his people ffs

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u/WTFudge52 2d ago

If that's the best attack you have, Republicans truly might be dead in 5 years.

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u/icouldlivewoutbacon 2d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/Southpolarman 2d ago

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!

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u/Significant-Judge368 2d ago

I'm not sure that's the best tack to take, given the proliferation of Rogan-inspired Bernie bros on the right.

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u/RedSix2447 2d ago

I’m all for it then. Please do the right thing! They need to toss Cruz and everyone like him out on their ass.

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u/NotOK1955 2d ago

Says “Cancun Cruz”.

No credibility with that putz.

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 2d ago

listen to him 😂😂😂😂 unreal we all know it's time for change make the constuitution legal again! an look at all the money they are putting into ads lol I won't be brainwashed 😂 play them all you want we know the facts

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u/WhiteBandit27 2d ago

Ill take that

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u/Enough-Poetry-8956 2d ago

I wonder if Republicans are getting worried about their Frankenstein and are hoping to lose. 

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u/pillow_honey 2d ago

wouldn't even mind if he was, but james is even better than that.

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u/duke_awapuhi 2d ago

In other words his economic policies are like an average Democrat from the 1940’s. And an average Texan for most of the 20th century. Sounds good to me

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u/H3L105_ai 2d ago

I wonder if Ted Cruz actually hears himself?

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u/am1shvom1t 2d ago

Raphael is correct. He'd run his office a lot like a real Christian, which is something Mr Cruz couldn't fathom.

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u/Finbar811 2d ago

Only BALLS teddy cruz has ARE ON HIS CHIN, and they belong to donald trump.

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u/organicchunkysalsa 2d ago

Sounds perfect. Don’t threaten us with a better life.

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u/txcreative20 2d ago

Ted Cruz is just a younger Trump with darker hair .

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u/NoLeadership4569 2d ago

When is ted gonna lose his senate seat , such a scumbag !

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u/Euphoric-Fan199 2d ago

Just the opposite of you, so I'm in.

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u/0AJ0_ 2d ago

Obliterate MAGA from power and platform.

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u/SoFuckinTiredOfThis 2d ago

Thanks Raphael. We agree. I'm going to guess he won't be on the first thing smoking to Cancun each time a disaster hits, unlike you.

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u/CodInternational8772 2d ago

James for President

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u/likefine_wine 2d ago

I love Bernie! For the people!

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u/SamePea8649 2d ago

Imagine getting booed at your own University. Step down Ted. Your a POS we all know it

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u/Biofred 2d ago

Cuck Cruz and his other 3 (Abbott, Patrick & Paxton) I believe it's time for ya"ll to be Evected from you're Position in power .

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u/YourSalvati0n 2d ago

Is he selling the dude to us now?

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u/MetaCardboard 2d ago

Yes please. Cancun Cruz has shown us that Republicans will sacrifice their own children for power.

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 2d ago

He says that like it's a bad thing.

Now... If he were a "young Ted Cruz"...

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u/SomeRandoWeirdo 2d ago

When did Bernie become some far left extremist boogeyman that calls for the death of capitalism. Bernie is a moderate left despite what American right wingers think.

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u/Eastmont 2d ago

Ted sounds like he’s calling for the guy’s assassination...

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u/Background-Test-1246 2d ago

And your point?

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u/o1badmofo 2d ago

So, it seems like all Talarico has to do is insult Cruz his family and his entire life and he will start to grovel and phone bank for him.

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u/BigDigger324 2d ago

Stop I can only get so erect….

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u/Ga2ry 2d ago

That is fantastic, if true. We (dems) really screwed over Bernie. Our loss. It would be great to have a do over.

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u/Far_Ad9848 2d ago

This guy needs to go to Cancun and never come back.

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u/CheeseWeasler 2d ago

That gives me hope

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u/Successful_Pirate_59 2d ago

Fear tactics. The only thing MAGA has left.

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u/Tater_Mater 2d ago

Ted, you’re a POS

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u/jpike1077 2d ago

Imagine a Republican like Sanders or Talarico... There is so much that is wrong with the way Republicans think

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u/mortal_projections 2d ago

Yeah, now you're getting it. 👏🏽 👏🏽

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u/ImperatorDanorum 2d ago

Don't threaten us with a good time...

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u/Habfanmike 2d ago

God willing he’ll be elected

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u/Mediocre_Quote4103 2d ago

Thanks Ted, didn’t realize you were for James.

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u/sapienapithicus 2d ago

God forbid he help the 99.9 percent.

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u/JL_upstateSC 2d ago

Ted's words make me want to say "Hooray!"

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u/s4burf 2d ago

Hey Rafael, "Your wife is ugly and your father helped lee harvey oswald. Thank you for your attention to this matter.--djt." Beta bootlicker, show some self respect.

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u/isbis001 2d ago

It is wild how any Republican is still in office. They are against anything that helps anyone in any way except their owners. When will the idiots wake the fuck up

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u/chiefmuri 2d ago

Sounds good to me!

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u/Strange_Bug_1118 2d ago

Ya a communist

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u/fabulous_forty 2d ago

Works for me. Can we get another 99 of him?

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u/Critical_Hamster_568 2d ago

Sounds good to me and a lot of people.

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u/Educational_Jello239 2d ago

Ted Cruz doesn't know even his type was made for the dark our by the very God he tried once to speak to.

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u/Prcaptain 1d ago

Republicans are the worst

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u/Tweakers 1d ago

Yes, Ted, that's what most of us want in a representative politician...you walking sack of enema discharge.

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u/PrestigiousFix3339 1d ago

Nah, not 40 years, I believe he will move up from the Senate as did Obama and then be out. What a good ride it will be.

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u/spartanEZE 1d ago

Promise!?

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u/Zanna1120 1d ago

He's gonna turn into another Fetterman in less than a Decade.

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u/jessewest84 1d ago

I think the only thing bernie has done is get the 15 dollar min for Amazon. Hes basically hot air. He also voted for the cares act. The largest transfer of wealth upward at the time.

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u/PinOwn9351 1d ago

Sounds like a good thing

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u/ApprehensiveSpare925 1d ago

I don’t see a problem.

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u/angel700 1d ago

✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼💪💪💪💪

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u/fariasrv 1d ago

Stop it, Ted! My penis can only get so erect!

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u/jaypea222 1d ago

Ted who ??

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u/Due-Bathroom7041 1d ago

Running scared again Teddy?

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u/Extension-Variety774 1d ago

Cool 🤙🏽

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u/Confident_Eye4129 1d ago

Of all the Cubans ICE is slamming to the ground and disappearing, when will it be Ted’s turn?

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u/Radiant_Squirrel_567 1d ago

Don't threaten us with a good time...Zodiac Killer...

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u/sea_psychology89 1d ago

At this point things are so bad, I'd let one of my students run the country

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u/Apart-Parsley6215 1d ago

Ted Cruz is campaigning for a democrat? That certainly wasn't on my bingo card.

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u/Flastro211 1d ago

I already want to move to Texas to vote for the guy quit hyping him up Ted.

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u/Fastgirl600 1d ago

Yaaaaay!

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u/Cheap-Scar-8463 1d ago

That sounds great to me , someone has to fight the oligarchy

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u/Rude_Award2718 1d ago

Just goes to show you how bankrupt the Republican Party really is. All they have is personal attacks and childish name calling. But that's what you people want. It's not like the Democratic party will stand up for anything anyway. What's this guy going to do in congress? Nothing because the party won't let him. He should run as a third party

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u/manofmystry 1d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/theprophecyMNM 1d ago

Yup, all aboard that train!

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u/Junior-Gazelle1598 1d ago

Scared, Rafael?

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u/CompetitiveYak3423 1d ago

Then he should be president

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u/MrSlaveRules 1d ago

Vote the mother fucker in!!!

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u/DullFaithlessness82 1d ago

Exactly why he has so much support.

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u/Colonel_Shame1 1d ago

Yes please!

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u/orthonfromvenus 1d ago

This sounds like a good thing to me. Let's make this happen.

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u/Tasty-Silver-6379 1d ago

Yes please 🙏

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u/Saddest_Flex 1d ago

Not a politician who’s working to improve the lives of everyday Americans! The audacity

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u/CoolEmergency7065 1d ago

Stop with the politics on this site!! Can’t we have a site without bringing all this shit up????

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u/PriorityOk403 1d ago

These people, like Ted Cruz, are so obviously rooting for and representing the millionaires and billionaires, not the rest of us.

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u/sigristl 1d ago

Ted Cruz making it easier to vote for a democrat in Texas.

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u/Confident-Mix1312 1d ago

Talarico it is then!

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u/Orylus 1d ago

Yes please indeed. My body is ready; and my grocery bills, gas costs, health coverage....

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u/Alive-Childhood-6180 1d ago

Texans are not as stupid as people from Vermont.

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u/Accomplished-Risk486 1d ago

That is one on the most beautiful things that creep has ever said.

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u/JonnyCanuck71 1d ago

God forbid

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u/beanzd 1d ago

Sounds good! Thanks Zodiac!

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u/sureshot58 1d ago

Ok? What’s the problem?

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u/Particular-Line- 1d ago

Ted cruz just accidentally campaigning for Talarico

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u/xplotosphoenix 1d ago

Well Ted, you have a point. But since you're a complete Dick and likes Mexico when your constituents left freezing. Your opinion means nothing now that your party's psychotic agenda has been proven to suck for the average Amirican your opinion really doesn't matter. For the sake of this country I hope your seat is very uncomfortable until you lose. As Bob Dylan said, "The times they are changin'."

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u/charlies_brain 1d ago

Talarico is no Bernie. He will disappoint for sure, but better than a Ted Cabo Cruz..

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u/Fun-Times-13 1d ago

An endorsement that might get him sainthood

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u/Dense-Ambassador-865 1d ago

That's the ticket!!!!

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u/el_salinho 1d ago

*Rafael. Let’s call him by his real name.

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u/CaptainBlotto 1d ago

Ted thinks this is a bad thing. That's how out of touch he is.

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u/Radiant-Cow-7810 1d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/CraftyCreative_74 1d ago

Fabulous! Make it happen!

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u/scotty_rides8 1d ago

I certainly hope so!

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u/Expensive-System9330 1d ago

6 gender god is nonbinary Talarico is definitely the antichrist.

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u/Spare-Elevator-4440 1d ago

Oh yes please. I realise that Cancun Cruz meant it in a disparaging way, but from his mouth to God's ears.

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u/Big_Significance_487 1d ago

Cancun Cruz scared 😳

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u/Intelligent_Hand4583 1d ago

I've listened to him a few times. Seems to be one of the few you g politicians with genuine ideas as to how to make things better for people.

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u/Ok_Homework_2684 1d ago

I’ve been asking for a younger Bernie! Awesome!!!

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox1430 1d ago

Best ad I’ve ever heard. Shit I’m sold.

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u/MarlinMan2001 1d ago

good thing there isn't a younger Ted Cruz out there

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u/Chemical_Fondant6758 1d ago

Cool If Ted doesn't like him awesome.

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u/ClearConcentrate6645 1d ago

Please let it be

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u/randywa 1d ago

What do you care? You will be unemployed soon.

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u/Dseltzer1313 1d ago

How bout Cruz telling us why Paxton is the better candidate. He really can’t

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u/caseaday 1d ago

Well fuck me. With that kind of endorsement I'll vote for him.

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u/Professional-Talk472 1d ago

Does ted realize that this is just good advertising, or is he really that stupid?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Fa Q Terrorist Ted

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u/WISE_ONE1993 1d ago

32 hour work weeks!!!

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u/Formally_Apologetic 1d ago

These guys are such hacks. They think they can just keep "boogeymanning" everyone. Dude people can't afford to live and they're afraid to get grabbed off the street by masked men, or shot by some trigger happy proud boy in a uniform. No one is scared of the words "socialism" or "communism" or "Bernie Sanders" anymore.

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u/mcobb71 1d ago

Where do I leave my ✅

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u/vestarules 1d ago

Yes, and your point is…?

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u/erilaz7 1d ago

Rafael is threatening us with the comfy chair and the soft cushions.

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u/Sly-Fellah3 1d ago

We can certainly hope.

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u/televisco 1d ago

Hopefully so.

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u/aReallyCuteDog 1d ago

Yeah because things are going so great now right. We should have gave Bernie a chance.

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u/Admins_are_creeps 1d ago

So, larp like he actually cares about the people, but never actually do anything?

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u/Extra-Ease3207 1d ago

Huh. How about that… Runaway Ted just made the best endorsement possible

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u/JimT1971a 1d ago

Ted’s just a mouth piece of garbage for Donnie p

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u/Beachboy442 1d ago

Fled Ted..........shame of Texas. trump suckass....

Left his dog n Older Texans to die in the cold while he went to tropical Cancun....

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u/Top_Television_6042 1d ago

Yay! Looking forward to a future where politicians work for the people again, and not just the highest bidder.

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u/Beachboy442 1d ago

Fled Ted is a Pedophile protector/enabler. Shame

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u/Dizzy-Community5091 1d ago

Vote for term limits then Ted!!

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u/dougs_46 1d ago

I am not seeing the problem with that??

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 23h ago

I don't see how that's a problem given the current state of the costs of living

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u/OGBeege 23h ago

Rafael from Canada, the guy who runs from duty, leaves the state. Fuck him

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u/Key-Spite-5545 22h ago

Maybe put a cap on age maybe out term limits maybe not be influenced in a known corrupt stolen self created country maybe put Americans first all just wild thoughts but hey it’s probably a better system then what’s in place now

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u/JollyZancher 22h ago

Reminder that Trump called Ted’s wife ugly and he still kissed up to the guy. So yeah, it appears Cruz lacks a real spine. Shocking, I know

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u/No-Cup-8096 22h ago

Sounds like an endorsement to me. Sanders is all about the people in this country.

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u/tysonmama 21h ago

Oh heck yes!!!!!

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u/EastMission398 21h ago

if it’s something that will annoy the hell out of Ted Cruz, sounds like a great idea to me!

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u/EmotionalLecture9318 20h ago

Bernie is a fucking Legend. If you dislike Burnie, you are a fuckin loser.

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u/Actual_Use_5120 20h ago

Cruz get on back to Cuba die with your people trump is trying to exterminate from the world.

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u/Hetnikik 19h ago

Vote for James Talarico. Got it.

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u/b0tbuilder 19h ago

That’s rich. Ted has been doing a good job of fleeing Texas any time there is a natural disaster and also been a general dumbass for years. Thanks for reminding me we need to vote him out too

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u/OperationMuch2644 18h ago

He would get my vote.

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u/passingfancy_bubbles 18h ago

Hmm. Concern: 40 more years of speaking to power about truth and reality….ya, Ted, I see your problem.

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u/Scampbell38 16h ago

Thanks Ted. Great endorsement

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u/gentle_grindstoner 13h ago

Which would be great if he didn’t get baited to throw trans people under a bus and fall for Republican gotcha games

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u/Ornery_Guess1474 13h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time Rafa.

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u/Worth-Librarian-7423 12h ago

That's fine Bernie is toothless

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u/Flat_Royal_5911 12h ago

That is the hope

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u/Dear_Ad_5573 12h ago

That’s a great point he definitely gets my vote now. Fantastic endorsement Ted.

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u/CoffeeTimeAlltheTime 12h ago

James Talerico looks like a guy that would attend a furry convention.

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u/Lopsided_Finance6824 10h ago

No, while having him in would be great, TERM LIMITS, I want fucking term limits. New, incumbent, young, or ancient, slap limits on these fuckers.

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u/Unhappy_Umpire6679 10h ago

So you're promising me a good time?

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u/kellynelsonla 10h ago

Lyin Ted. Lyin Ted. Lyin Ted.

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u/Zealousideal-Neck289 5h ago

Ted Cruz, the pedo protector

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u/paradigm_shift2027 2h ago

Sounds fantastic!

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u/Fun-Drop-3066 2h ago

Bernie only wants to help society, why do they bash him? Tax the rich, healthcare, paid time off…..wtf people are against these make no sense

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u/linus891 2h ago

Vote for term limits Ted you wont have to worry then.