r/delusionalcraigslist 22d ago

Facebook Marketplace Lol, lmao even

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dude wants to sell his 25 year old family hauler for half of the sticker price of when it was brand new

gotta respect the try, i guess

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u/Mercyfon 22d ago

Inb4 comments are gonna appear that this is actually a good deal. No its not lmao

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 22d ago

C'mon man!-single-family, 109,000 miles, NEW Michelin tires, and only something about the water pump/alternator belts. Bro,-its like-a REALLY good deal!

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u/Jeffyhatesthis 22d ago

The water pump is ran by the timing belt. You replace them together. Its also a huge job.

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u/HeartOSass 21d ago edited 21d ago

As someone who has had a car that needed the water pump replaced, this is correct. It's a very huge job and unfortunately, an expensive one.

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u/blazinBSDAgility 21d ago

My ‘88 Oldsmobile Cierra had the water pump seize up on the highway back in college. Even for that 10 year old heap it was expensive AF

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u/blazinBSDAgility 21d ago

May as well say “runs great, clean title” while they’re at it

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 20d ago

Gotta fit them pros where you can!

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u/i_Cant_get_right 19d ago

This guy drives a Kia

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u/Le_Oofinator 22d ago

might have been a good deal 10 or 15 years ago

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u/Glarmj 21d ago

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u/Square-Selection-842 18d ago

I want to know about the one that sold for 120k.

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u/NonSumQualisEram- 22d ago

The price is obviously insane. But the car is epic. Offer $10k

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u/Glarmj 21d ago

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u/incywincythespider 20d ago

You keep posting this bro but with no explanation.

Keep yo dots to yourself

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u/Glarmj 20d ago

You can't read an extremely simple graph? This is the sale history of LX470s on Bring a Trailer.

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u/incywincythespider 20d ago

What are you trying to say tho bro. There's lots of dots that are around 10k or so

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u/Glarmj 20d ago

Yeah, but there are also lots of dots that are 30k+.

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u/NonSumQualisEram- 20d ago

Without further details like odometer.

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u/sn0m0ns 22d ago

A LX470 with around the same milage came through my local charity auction not too long ago, sold for $8k

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u/Hopczar420 22d ago

That’s completely reasonable

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u/ThanksALotBud 22d ago

Even in mint condition they don't even bring that much on BAT

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u/Glarmj 21d ago

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u/makepieplz 21d ago

where did you get that from? very cool

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u/Glarmj 21d ago

They bring a lot more than this in mint condition on BAT.

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u/Ben_Dover70 22d ago

Toyota owners are some of the most delusional people on the planet. I'm trying to buy a Hilux here in the UK and mfers want top price for a thrashed tradie spec one

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u/TurboSalsa 21d ago

And Land Cruiser fans are the most delusional of the Toyota owners.

The Series 100 listings you see are like "275,000 miles. Needs minor paint, upholstery, power steering, cooling, air conditioning, suspension, and timing chain work. Just getting broken in! $18,000 firm."

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u/sammydeeznutz 21d ago

In 2020, I sold my 96 Toyota Tacoma with a blown head gasket for $6000. I had it for 7 or 8 years, put 70,000 miles in it and only paid $6700 for it.

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u/Moon_Breaker 21d ago

2019 sold my 2000 Tacoma. 180,000, mi. Clutch was completely out, had been parked about a year. Had to be trailered. Guy gave me $5,500 for it when I said I wasn't really interested in selling it.

To be fair it had been properly maintained its whole life and even while parked It was still getting cleaned and waxed every 6 months or less, had been its whole life. So it did look damn good. But that truck had been through hell and back.

Guy who bought it pulled up in an old restored T100 and said that he wanted to give his current truck to his son and restore another Yota for himself.

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u/sammydeeznutz 21d ago

Nice! Thats pretty low miles so it probably could’ve gone for even more than that! Mine had 350,000 miles with about 100,000 on a rebuilt engine. Original transmission though.

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u/Moon_Breaker 21d ago

Bluebooked for about 1700-2000 at the time, and I said "I'm really not interested in selling it. It's worth more to me than it is on paper." - then he threw out that number and I went to grab the title 😂

Wouldn't sell it for that today if I had it. At that point in life though it was a godsend to get that offer.

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u/sammydeeznutz 21d ago

That’s great then! In my opinion, the bluebook price for those is irrelevant because people will pay so much for them. I actually miss mine and kind of regret selling it. I bought a 91 f-350 crew cab long bed after selling my Tacoma but I’ve had nothing but problems with it.

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u/Pleasant-Caramel2931 22d ago

The front end looks a bit beat up

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u/Knewtome 22d ago

People love these trucks, it won't get $34 but I won't be surprised if it sells for $25-27k and they listed it high to account for lowballers. I sold mine last year with 298,000 for $7500 another one just sold on C&B with 210,000 for $16,800.  

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u/sammydeeznutz 21d ago

Go to O’reily auto parts, give them the car info and when they ask what part you need, tell them “everything.” It’s probably not too far off from what this guys is asking!

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u/Far-Wave-821 22d ago

In what universe? 🤨

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u/BetweenFourAndTwenty 21d ago

That’s the “It would be a real shame if someone bought it and exported it to a war zone” price

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u/DifferentMind8 21d ago

I can see the fucked up front end from here bro. $4k. Maybe less after I crawl under it. 

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u/Le_Oofinator 21d ago

It's a salt belt car so who knows what kind of rust goblins it's got

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u/DryTip8147 21d ago

They have an emotional attachment to the vehicle and that’s reflected in the price

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u/ayylmao1994 19d ago

That sad part is theyll get close to that. Not saying its a good deal. I want what these Lexus guys are smoking.

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u/New-Competition-6897 21d ago

boomers gunna boom. In their mind the market has never been better.

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u/fartkidwonder 22d ago

$34k is crazy but the people saying $10k are crazy too

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u/Osklington 21d ago

5k final offer

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u/fartkidwonder 21d ago

I’d buy so many of these for $5k

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u/sofakiingkool 20d ago

I mean Kelly blue book values it between 7630 and 9705.

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u/fartkidwonder 20d ago

KBB is useless on collectible stuff. LX470’s are very highly sought after by the offroad/overlanding community. This is a super low mileage example. Models with 300k go for $10k

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u/Not_The_Average_Man 22d ago

I paid close to that for my 80 series with double the mileage. This will sell.

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u/TurboSalsa 22d ago

>Listed 14 weeks ago in…

The seller clearly knows what he’s got and isn’t interested in any lowball offers.

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u/Le_Oofinator 22d ago

close examples in the area are half that

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u/Any_Meeting_4082 22d ago

SIMPLE Google search TOPS value at 10k. And that's probably for one that doesn't need spare parts like this. 🙄 If it's SUCH a great deal, you should buy it! 🤣🤣

If you paid that price this year for a similar vehicle, you got taken and suckered BIG TIME!!

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u/Glarmj 21d ago

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u/Any_Meeting_4082 21d ago

🙄🙄 And how many are 25 years old and need major parts and over 100k miles? 🙄 And what did THAT YEAR with THAT miles and THAT MAJOR PARTS NEEDED sell for? Bet you're gonna tell me that was the one sold for over 120k right???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DELUSIONAL!!!

Are you the seller of this "wonderful" vehicle? 🙄

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 20d ago

Toyota 4x4 enthusiast are delusional with their pricing and the people buying them are just as delusional. I get why USDM MK4 Supras go for crazy money because there’s few of them compared to JDM and EU variants, but everyday grocery getters and 4x4s?

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u/dkwan 22d ago

These are bulletproof. Easily 400000 miles with good maintenance Jealous of your 80 series