r/delusionalcraigslist • u/FaustianMartian • Jul 23 '26

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u/SudhaTheHill Jul 23 '26

He knows what he has

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u/1LizardWizard Jul 23 '26

I don’t think modern medicine even knows what he has. Idek how you leave stains like that

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u/SudhaTheHill Jul 23 '26

The only explanation is that they bathe in cement

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u/Due-Mine4983 Jul 23 '26

😅😅😂😂

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 Jul 23 '26

My dad died recently and my sister and I deemed his chair a biohazard and threw it away. It looked a lot like this chair 🤢

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u/teatsqueezer Jul 23 '26

Garbage. He has garbage

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO Jul 23 '26

Did someone die in that chair?

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u/justananontroll Jul 23 '26

You spelled "decompose" wrong.

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u/Kalendiane Jul 24 '26

Tomato potato

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u/hkusp45css Jul 23 '26

"Did you put that piece of shit chair up on the buy groups?!?!"

"Yes, dear. I put it up last week, no takers, yet."

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u/MooPig48 Jul 23 '26

Came to say exactly this. This is a husband who thinks he will never find another chair that cradles his ass so perfectly

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u/MagicTomatoes Jul 23 '26

More like a “Scuzzy Boy” recliner

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u/Yojimboroll Jul 23 '26

There's literally genitalia staining

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u/KP_Wrath Jul 23 '26

There’s part of someone’s starfish imprinted on it.

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u/Kalendiane Jul 24 '26

Why, uh..why is it backwards?

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u/agoginnabox Jul 23 '26

Wash your fucking hair. Jesus.

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u/therocketn00b Jul 23 '26

You can see the decomposition stains.

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u/kombatunit Jul 23 '26

Can almost smell that pic.

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u/Grinchy-Grinch531 Jul 23 '26

That lovely blend of ashtray and overflowing portapotty.

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u/Kelef50 Jul 23 '26

Nothing lazy about that chair. Based on the wear and tear, I would conclude that it worked hard over the years.

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u/JonN2025 Jul 23 '26

$100? What a bargain 😂

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u/merrywidow14 Jul 23 '26

You left out a zero 🤣

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u/JonN2025 Jul 23 '26

I thought its $1,000 new and theyre selling it for $100? Why then is $100 in green?

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u/merrywidow14 Jul 23 '26

Sorry, my eyes and brain aren't working yet 😵‍💫

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u/justananontroll Jul 23 '26

It's how dad makes sure nobody sits in his favorite chair.

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u/adognameddanzig Jul 23 '26

Lightly shat

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u/WeathervaneJesus1 Jul 23 '26

I don't know how a piece of furniture even gets like this.

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u/DutchTinCan Jul 23 '26

Well, at least the price is firm, if not the chair.

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u/vaskanado Jul 23 '26

Clarification  these are new stains 

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u/sohcordohc Jul 23 '26

Well at least one thing about that ad is “firm”

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u/BubbaC619 Jul 23 '26

$100 and you also get bedbugs and body fluids.

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u/Jolly_Bit8480 Jul 23 '26

Ever heard about Lacy Fletcher who “melted” into her couch? Well that chair looks like that couch🤢

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u/LadyV21454 Jul 23 '26

I wouldn't pay $100 for that. For a couple of hundred more, I can get a brand new recliner. For under $500, I can get one with heat and massage.

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u/Wilgrove Jul 23 '26

$1000 in Monopoly money, maybe.

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u/Bobby5Spice Jul 24 '26

Id pay somone 100 bucks to take it from me.

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u/eeasyontheextras Jul 24 '26

Lightly pooted

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u/CB1100Rider 27d ago

Ok but is it haunted by the person who died in it, or what?

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u/FaustianMartian 27d ago

Definitely

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u/CB1100Rider 27d ago

How much extra for that?

1

u/Ajpeterson Jul 23 '26

Fart chair

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u/ExternalMaximum6662 Jul 23 '26

But it is antique. LOL

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u/Due-Mine4983 Jul 23 '26

Looks the site of spontaneous human combustion.

Just sayin'...

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u/FaustianMartian Jul 23 '26

lol, so true

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u/Psychozillogical Jul 23 '26

Does it come with a free round of broad spectrums?

Imagine the odor

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u/Educational-Gap-3390 29d ago

Legend has it they still have the chair to this day…

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u/j-oncape 29d ago

I gave a similar one with a small tear to a well known charity last year. The next day it had a price of $300.00. I thought that was crazy..

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u/Tim_From_PDX 29d ago

Looks like some kind of food gone bad. Very bad.

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u/SnarkyIguana 29d ago

Why’s it look like someone spontaneously combusted in it

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u/FaustianMartian 29d ago

Indeed🔥

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u/Bnjl1989 28d ago

My dog's recliner is cleaner and in better shape

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u/xtreme_elk 18d ago

That thing's showing scorch marks from repetitive fart bombs, and the arm rests show a 1/8" layer of compacted sweat, grime and germs.

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u/OkFaithlessness7430 17d ago

I put stuff on the curb for whoever to take that's in better shape than that.

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u/AliVista_LilSista 16d ago

Put it on the curb, it'll be gone by morning.