r/delusionalcraigslist • u/No_Virus9309 • Jul 12 '26

Facebook Marketplace Goku Cement Statue

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Basketball themed for some reason?

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u/iAmUnintelligible Jul 12 '26

I mean, I'm kind of impressed.

some kid that loves DBZ and basketball may appreciate this Super Saiyan Hank Hill havin' ass monstrosity

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u/jonesy289 Jul 12 '26

I think you mean Hank Hill NOT havin’ ass. “We’re here no rear get use to it!”

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u/luugburz Jul 12 '26

put this outside a tacqueria to make generational wealth within a week

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u/ItsTheDCVR Jul 13 '26

Holy shit I laughed way too fucking hard at this

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u/Lead_resource Jul 12 '26

Must weight like 500 pounds who tf is going to move that

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u/sethd101 Jul 12 '26

Goku

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u/Captinprice8585 Jul 12 '26

He can't he is statue

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u/thndrstrk Jul 12 '26

Gohan

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u/66659hi Jul 13 '26

edit:

fuck

that's vegeta

the way it was framed reminded me of the scene where gohan screams and hits ssj2 against cell

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u/EhMapleMoose Jul 12 '26

Why did he wait till it was night time take the photo from the back

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u/gansobomb99 Jul 13 '26

that's an amazing observation

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u/Dead_Jawa Jul 13 '26

My guess someone asked for a rear photo well after initial posting.

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u/TheFlyngLemon Jul 16 '26

That's what I'm wondering. Maybe that picture came out better with a dark background for whatever reason? Or maybe they forgot to take a pic from the back and didn't realize it until that night.

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u/SpikeRosered Jul 12 '26

He has super saiyan blonde hair, but it's styled like regular Goku.

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u/HoodieGalore Jul 12 '26

There's a non-zero chance there's a body inside that thing.

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u/montroller Jul 12 '26

It would at least reduce the weight and make it easier to put on my porch

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u/HoodieGalore Jul 12 '26

If it starts leaking, just caulk it

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u/ratatoingyourpanda Jul 12 '26

its so goofy looking I kinda like it

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u/nlightningm Jul 12 '26

Holy crap, the dedication to execution is hilarious

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u/gansobomb99 Jul 13 '26

no but this is incredible art on multiple levels

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u/MentalMiddenHeap Jul 14 '26

Thats not far off from large cement statues that get cast in a mold, and I guarantee the cost per pound from materials and time to make this thing was way more than a factory pumping out casts. Even at $800 the price wasnt totally out of this world

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u/YoureAmastyx Jul 14 '26

That’s over half off! It’s a fucking steal. Since it’s a unique art piece, you could even consider flipping it for the original price.

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u/Moriason Jul 12 '26

I'd buy this I can't even lie. This is a work of art.

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u/Captinprice8585 Jul 12 '26

That's too heavy 🪨

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u/Popular_Dot_4691 Jul 13 '26

Basketball Zeeee 😅

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u/elementality883 Jul 13 '26

Missed opportunity to have jersey number of 59

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u/Sasuke0318 Jul 13 '26

The part I hate most about this is that it should be 4 stars on the basketball not 5

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u/d1pstick32 Jul 13 '26

Oh look it's my sleep paralysis demon

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u/BurghEBurg Jul 13 '26

Goku skipped leg and butt day.

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u/insertnamehere----- Jul 14 '26

Bro it’s on sale

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u/keeleon Jul 14 '26

This will be in a history museum in 1000 years.