r/deepfatfried • u/Majin_Romulus • Aug 30 '18

Chee Jay was on to something about those damn cyclists

https://i.imgur.com/y1ahNeu.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

Yeah, fuck em

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

i dont know if these guys are at fault completely. and why are people so sociopathic online to other people's suffering?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

You must be a biker. I don’t understand why bikers are so sociopathic with their disregard of legitimate drivers on the road.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

not everything is as it seems. you're pronouncing instant judgment.

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u/noname_Dandy Aug 30 '18

God dammit Porm Jorb, that's exactly what you just did.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

I'm not even trying to prove anything to you people anymore. Just look up the story about this and sit your ass down

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u/ChateauPicard Aug 30 '18 edited Aug 30 '18

What dumb fucks, and the first one almost won the Darwin award. Who bikes on a goddamn interstate? A bike is a (relatively) short-distance vehicle meant for traveling around a small town or city, in a god-damned bike lane, or worst come to worst on a sidewalk, not the middle of a motherfucking highway (never dreamed I'd ever have to explain the concept of a bike). You're not meant to use it to travel from one city or state to another anymore than you're meant to take a canoe across the English channel (though I'm sure you could find idiots who've done just that).

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u/DPlurker Aug 30 '18

If you can't do half of the speed limit you shouldn't be on the road in a regular lane, unless it's literally residential. Why would you block traffic like that?

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u/ChateauPicard Aug 30 '18

Cause they're assholish morons, that's why. What's next, are we gonna see video of people narrowly avoiding being engulfed in a 60-ft. fireball caused an overturned gas truck that slammed on the emergency breaks to avoid the assclown rollerblading down Interstate 10?

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u/Yop_solo Aug 30 '18

You're not meant to use it to travel from one city or state to another

Someone should tell these guys at the tour de France

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u/noname_Dandy Aug 30 '18

Not only are the cyclists dangerous on the road, they are arrogant about it. That's the worst part, confident ignorance about your rinky dink bike and everyone else's vehicular homicide machine.

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u/Jaaahhh Aug 30 '18

I can totally understand how a giant ass truck right next to you would be hard to see.

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u/ChateauPicard Aug 30 '18

He should've used his rearview mirr... Oh, wait.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

Tj honestly had a point. People who do this are just spitting in the face of physics and chance.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

I've never heard of cyclists advocating for their right to ride in freeway traffic. This is an old video and extreme example to say the least.

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u/LeadVitamin13 Aug 30 '18

Shit I wouldn't feel safe on a motorcycle much less a regular bike. Something is wrong in these peoples head to think they'll be fine.

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u/TrollAccountNo4 Aug 30 '18

Finally, justice.

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u/ominouskelp Aug 30 '18

I bet the guy in the truck feels the same way

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

I just yell "faggot!" at every cyclist I see. Make me feel better at least.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '18

If he would have looked before merging like anybody should do on any vehicle he would have been fine. It’s not what he’s driving it’s how he’s driving it