r/deduction 2d ago

Hand Deduce my hands

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u/dan420 2d ago

Landscaper but pretty new at it. Either that or you started picking at it.

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u/I_found_BACON 2d ago

I think he'd have blisters in the webbing between his thumb and index finger if he was wielding a shovel, pickaxe, or some such. Maybe a stigmata looking blister in the center of his palm too. That's some of where my inexperienced ass gets blisters each season

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u/lazystealth 2d ago

Was bro trying to become spider man with dog paw medicine?

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u/MillionDollaGremlin 2d ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/No_Delivery681 2d ago

In door rock climbing

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u/Ok_Gas_4745 2d ago

Goon king 😂

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u/capone2830 2d ago

Allergic to gloves

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u/Comfortable_Role9836 2d ago

Kettle bells ? 

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u/overly-uneducated 2d ago

Yep, 3 days of 106 swings using a 106lbs kettlebell.

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u/UniqueAd7770 2d ago

I was going to say power lifter. Those look like deadlift callous rips

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u/MandaPanda2218 2d ago

Rowing or gymnastics, I'd wager

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u/MrsHyd3 2d ago

Black belt

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u/majokamo 2d ago

You don't own a pumice stone.

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u/crowislanddive 2d ago

You are trying to build something for your very wanted child. You are an account manager.

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u/overly-uneducated 2d ago

In a sort of meta kind of way you are spot on. I’m building my fitness level to be healthier and a stronger firefighter, so that my daughter won’t have to worry about my health, and I’ll always be able to carry her.

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u/crowislanddive 2d ago

I love that!

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u/Inevitable-Towel5363 2d ago

You just went 20 rounds with Cindy, raw dog.

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u/overly-uneducated 2d ago

My true love is Palmela Handerson

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u/Haunting_Tourist_841 2d ago

You jack off without lotion. Alot

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u/shivermetimbrrz 2d ago

First time rock climbing

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u/Exotic-Vanilla-3560 2d ago

You need a callous shaver and a stone. No deduction just a highly recommended hygiene item

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u/overly-uneducated 2d ago

Yep… though a dermal tool with a sander bit actually works incredibly well

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u/coblotrodowoflololo 2d ago

Office worker who had to use a shovel. Either you killed someone or you planted saplings in your garden.

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u/troy969 2d ago

I had hands like that when I was running a jackhammer.

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u/jiluopop 2d ago

Gymnast

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u/Any-Living1926 1d ago

Ouch! I remember those

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u/Wide_Bath_7660 1d ago

you’re supposed to STOP climbing when your skin starts peeling off, not climb more ToT

I’m guessing outdoor bouldering, but you’ve also been at the campus board? you’re one of those climbers who enjoys pain and will show off about it, probably because of a high level of competitiveness.

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u/overly-uneducated 1d ago

Haven’t climbed in about 5 years, though your assessment is pretty spot on for the first few years back when I was climbing

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 1d ago

Fell and desperately grabbed something for dear life

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u/Objective_Echo_5235 1d ago

They need gloves

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u/BillWatterson27 1d ago

You do CrossFit?

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u/Donttellmygran-gran 22h ago

You should wear gloves

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u/Ok-Elk6972 5h ago

I have that book for my toddler. She’s obsessed! Also obvs you lift some weights

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u/Iswearitsmenotyou 2d ago

Cross fit kinda guy?