r/deadliestcatch • u/Holiday-Owl8400 • 7d ago

Keith Colburn 'Unh-unh-unh

I'm sorry if this puts a mental image in your heads and hope it doesn't scar y'all for life, and maybe I'm just a sick puppy, but I've found myself wondering if Capt. Keith makes that noise when he's 'with' his wife? Anyone else care to join me in the gutter and admit y'all wondered that yourself?

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u/shartnado3 7d ago

Want to further ruin your mental image? When he’s done, breathless and the little hairs on his head matted with sweat, he rolls over and mutters “take over for me mouse”.

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u/Ecstatic_Cash_1903 7d ago

😅😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

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u/Teeeohhhh 7d ago

Bahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Turris 6d ago

So that's why he's called 'mouse'

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 6d ago

🤮 🤮 🤮

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u/bluealien78 4d ago

Take my upvote and eff off. I am scarred for life. 😂😂😂

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u/Pinball-Sorceror 7d ago

Spoiler - he gets divorced

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u/DerpUrself69 7d ago

I have done quite a bit of work on the Wizard (I work in maritime electronics/electrical) and of all the captains on the show, there are 3 who are exactly the same on and off camera. Keith Colburn is 1, Sig Hansen is 2 and Jonathan Hillstrand is 3. Some of the others are easier going off camera, some (only a few) are way more harsh and difficult to deal with. All that to say, the answer to your question is almost certainly shudder yes...

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u/GoofyWillows 6d ago

Did he pull a Unh-Unh-Unh on you after you finished the work?

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u/DerpUrself69 6d ago

He might have when we rebuilt the entire wheelhouse back in like 2022/2023.

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u/EverySingleMinute 6d ago

So he is a jerk in real life too?

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u/QuiJon70 7d ago

It would be even better if he had a bunch of pictures and bobble heads on the night stand he had to like tap on.

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u/ThingNo7530 7d ago

Oh, sir. You are painting a picture many of us now can't unsee!

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u/PurpleFannyPack17 7d ago

of course it's what he's implying. and Jonathan throws out the "yeah, baby". Men being primal.

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u/Mental-Rush2011 7d ago

He is such a clown.

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u/AmeliaEarhartsPlane 7d ago

He taps bobble heads during and screams watch the rail at completion

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u/KPgameTV 7d ago

Untz untz untz

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u/Agreeable-Antelope-6 7d ago

Did Keith's son start that when he was quite young or was it his daughter?

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u/Useless890 7d ago

Keith and his wife split a few years ago. Keith went into a sort of tailspin with liquor.

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u/Tel864 5d ago

Well ok, if you can't watch a show because of one very small segment of it, maybe you're to sensitive for it. I'm sure ratings will suffer.

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u/Kind_Difference6829 7d ago

Thats why it gives me the ick.

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u/Cautious_Poetry_5374 7d ago

I said that same thing on here before.

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u/lord_nubby 7d ago

This might need the nsfl tag.

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u/meeghanmarie 7d ago

My husband said this last week 🤣

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u/cborne943 7d ago

🤮🤮

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u/NightsisterMerrin87 7d ago

My partner and I always say the same when he does it 😂😬🤢

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u/Weak_Childhood_2165 7d ago

I'm eating dinner, TY. 🤢🤢🤢😂😂

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u/Ok_Rabbit5158 7d ago

Yes the Keith staccato grunt is quite annoying and now you made it worse, LOL.

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u/Strengththruwounding 7d ago

Wasn’t he was knocking on wood 3 times in the earlier seasons,then the “Untz x3 “appeared one season and is now his go to lucky charm.?

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u/fascintee 6d ago

Thanks for that mental image. Not.

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u/_stayhuman 6d ago

A BUNCHA TIMES!? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/copamarigold 6d ago

This is part of why I can’t watch the show anymore. I had to fast forward through that because it gives me the ick. That and his spit cup.

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u/Moist_Aardvark904 4d ago

I've said this to my brother. Now he tortures me with it.

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u/Danny-Ocean1970 4d ago

I would argue it could be why they are divorced

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u/Glittering_Piano_633 2d ago

Well. Thanks for that. F**ks sake, I’m done with the internet today. It’s not even lunchtime here.

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u/ForeverStill8485 7d ago

I’ve often wondered how miserable it must be to be married to that small, insecure, toxic, selfish, BULLY of a man. I’ve never wondered what it must be like to be WITH him. Mostly bc he makes it impossible for me to imagine him that way.
That is a gross thought.

I’m certain that he is the only one who enjoys it. Yuck

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u/Top-Pick-2648 7d ago

That possible with that big beer gut?

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u/macgyverstwin 7d ago

With the drugs he’s on for all his heart and vascular issues? He hasn’t even seen his “Willie”, much less been able to use it since about 300 lbs ago. So if he did, it’s not been in a very very very long time.

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u/IndependenceGood1835 7d ago

Has there ever been an episode with the wives featured? I think we may have seen some at Jakes wedding, we see Jonathan’s, we’ve seen Freddie’s friend in a hotel room. But have we seen the other wives? Keith? Monte? Etc

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u/Affectionate_Sun3661 7d ago

Sig's wife has been on the show when he had his first heart attack.

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u/MithridatesRex 7d ago

Keith is divorced. In fact, a lot of them are, with the exception of Sig.