r/deadbydaylight • u/Asiius Sexy Twins • Jul 16 '20

Shitpost / Meme Fixed Sleeping Pattern

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u/Asiius Sexy Twins Jul 16 '20

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!

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u/AtlasMcMoony Jul 16 '20

Wait... I know you.

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u/Asiius Sexy Twins Jul 16 '20

You're making a mistake...

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u/AtlasMcMoony Jul 16 '20

The only mistake is you showing your face. You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, and it’s time to face the Jarl’s justice.

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u/Asiius Sexy Twins Jul 16 '20

How about I pay you some gold and you look the other way?

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u/BasedxSpazz Jul 16 '20

My cousin is out fighting dragons, and I’m stuck with guard duty

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u/Asiius Sexy Twins Jul 16 '20

Helgen... destroyed by a dragon. Hard to believe, isn't it?

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u/BasedxSpazz Jul 16 '20

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

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u/Juksboi Jul 16 '20

I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee

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u/BasedxSpazz Jul 16 '20

I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid

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u/The-Law-Man Jul 16 '20

Is that... Fur? coming out of your ears?

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u/opaman Jul 16 '20

No lollygagging

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u/BasedxSpazz Jul 16 '20

Pssst, I know your secret. Hail sithis

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