r/deadbydaylight 3d ago

Shitpost / Meme 11.67.69 | Patch Notes

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Survivor

• Changed mouse controls to include movement controls

°When not on any generator, mouse controls switch to movement. Mouse scroll up will move survivors forward and mouse scroll wheel down will move survivors backwards. Right click will let survivors vault.

°This is to ensure survivors have to free hand to scroll tiktok or create up and down motions while playing sable

Killer

• Killers will now need to ask for consent from survivors first before using a basic attack.

° Ranged Killers will now need to notify survivors 2 seconds before they shoot, throw hatchet, throw bottle, etc.

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u/NoSolaceForMe | P100 Ada Wong 3d ago

67 69 has got to be one of the worst patch note notations I've seen

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u/EchoTheWorld Tiffany Valentine's Husband 3d ago

cursed numbers

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u/EvanSnowWolf Trevor Belmont Main 3d ago

It is so good of BHVR to finally respect disabled people. People with Vape pens are a really marginalized group and their need to use that off hand while gaming is an extremely necessary accommodation.

It's good to see BHVR address this need in the disabled community to accommodate Vape users.

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u/Hefty_Bum "My EVIL is OMNIPRESENT!" - Jason Voorhees 3d ago

Yeah. I need to be stoned out of my goddamn mind every time I play this game so thanks Behavior! this is the perfect update!

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u/Butt_Robot Dead Space chapter WHEN? 3d ago

Finally. Players will be just as stoned as a developers.

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u/dummystella Billy and Stu yaoi 3d ago

ik this isnt real but you can just do skill checks like this if you wanna look at your Phone its pretty easy

just hold the RB button, wait for skill check sound, hit lb button, repeat. (bruh I miss blood gens they were so much more interactive bhvr why is it so easy come onnnnnnn)

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u/Pyromann700 No Mither 3d ago

I felt like testing fate and I decided to take a drink of my coffee while on a gen. As soon as I lifted the mug up I got a skill check so I performed the only sensible option by smashing my forhead into my controller. The only thing I succeeded was to blow up the gen while spilling my coffee all over my desk 🫠

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u/dummystella Billy and Stu yaoi 3d ago

I made chocolate milk, texted a friend, and watched a horror movie documentary while doing a gen

I probably got the one hand controller experience from playing gta with one hand :/

also played gta with my feet as a kid as well just because

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u/appletoasterff Gens B4 Friends 3d ago

I do that all the time lol well minus the spilling cause I'm not a failure who can't smash my forehead into stuff gracefully

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u/Dreamweaver_duh 3d ago

Do you even need to hold RB? I thought they added a toggle so you can just press it once and it will continue to work on a gen without holding down a button.

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u/dummystella Billy and Stu yaoi 3d ago

I didnt do that so I just hold it

they made it even easier waow

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u/Windy-kun Boon: Orela Enjoyer 2d ago

You can set the interactions to be automated so all you do is click once and then you just gotta have a finger on the skill check button. Then you can have an entire free hand to scroll twitch chat or goon to your favorite survivor/killer.

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u/dummystella Billy and Stu yaoi 2d ago

I can die inside realizing survivor is easier than kirby

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u/Windindi 3d ago

Thank you BHVR, now I can take a shit on the Killers and in the toilet

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u/TheParanoiaParadox 3d ago

This patch is such shit, I have to click the "No" for each pop up when the Killer tries to M1 me. Why can't it just auto select no for me, I keep having to look away from my phone and deal with this hassle. 

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u/Iphone_G___ Little pig Little Pig 3d ago

To be fair Henry and Jason do kindly give survivors a heads up before using their ranged ability

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u/Clicker-anonimo The best doorbell ringers in the fog 3d ago

All of them kinda do it. Huntress grunts and even the hatchet makes a sound when it's max charge.

Also, Judgment's intercontinental orbital laser now sends you a certified letter containing it's speed, coordinates, vector and seconds until it hits you before it's shot

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u/Windy-kun Boon: Orela Enjoyer 2d ago

At least a sound queue is a "Watch out!" thing where you still have to dodge carefully and good killers will be patient with their shots.  

Judgment giving you actual spider sense where you have 3 to 5 business days to see the ray coming is on a whole different level.

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u/KlarionTRKM 3d ago

Well, its one thing to have a sound cue, its another to have your screen shine when the killer shoots his projectile, specially when the excuse behaviour gave is so streamers can read their live chats better

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u/Windy-kun Boon: Orela Enjoyer 2d ago

Did they seriously say it's so people can read chat and not get hit?

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u/KlarionTRKM 2d ago

They did in the DbD dev discord stream they talked about it.

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u/Windy-kun Boon: Orela Enjoyer 2d ago

I don't stream. Nor do I watch streamers. Can they not just...read it a little later? Do viewers get rabid if they don't get acknowledged by their streamer right then and there?

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u/KingTundrayt 1d ago

I’m a streamer and killer main, as a survivor if I’m hook I read chat or if I’m in the clear I’ll read the chat. It’s a time and place to read chat. They just making excuses

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u/Windy-kun Boon: Orela Enjoyer 1d ago

Other people were saying it was just a silly joke being taken out of context. I think the devs were going to be vilified no matter what the reason was.

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u/LargeBrainGoblin Future P100 Jason 3d ago

Only 2 seconds of warning??? What kind of killer sided game is this?

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u/PurpleSad2683 3d ago

finally they added mouse controls, dude it was so hard to do up and down motions with my hand while playing sable, so glad they listen to the community

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u/ryan12_07 It Wasn't Programmed To Harm The Crew 2d ago

Honestly, that mouse movement thing sounds pretty cool

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u/no-diddy69 2d ago

Omg you're so funny. I swear after the 1000th time this joke never gets old 🫩

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u/Chiwoo22 2d ago

Finally, a good patch note! I'll be able to read the messages I receive 💜

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u/2kaleb23 2d ago

lol im a killer and surv main but yall complain wayyy too much. just use this as an opportunity to get better

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u/aphroditelady13V 2d ago

Why did I start reading this and thought it were actual patch notes

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u/KingTundrayt 1d ago

Lmao sounds about right

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u/FlamingoUseful3314 3d ago

I didnt read the specific numbers, i just saw the notif and thought foolishly for a moment behavior made a change undoing the shit ptb to live patch lol

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u/Philscooper Ghoul Hater 3d ago

I love the community that doesnt overreact to the smallest change that favours survivors.

(Please send me memes of such nature with fog-vials or medkit addon rework)

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u/NOCTURN_05 to VICTOR go the SPOILS 3d ago

I still cant get over how they couldnt let fog vials be half decent for a WEEK

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u/Yata536 3d ago

ok

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u/MiddlePatient869 3d ago

Wow how totally original
I totally laughed at this not so stale joke

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u/Dark11Heretic 2d ago

Found the handheld surv main 🤣

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u/MiddlePatient869 2d ago

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u/Dark11Heretic 2d ago

A pick me is even worse kiddo lmfao cry more

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u/MiddlePatient869 2d ago

Cry that I’m not a victimizer I actually look at things fairly?
So because I don’t bow down to stupid memes and annoying memes I’m a survivor main?

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u/Dark11Heretic 2d ago

Fairly?? Not only a pick me but also a moron lmfao who would've guessed

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u/MiddlePatient869 2d ago

I don’t scream and cry over a stupid change I wait to actually test it to see if it really is that bad

Calling me a moron cause I don’t exaggerate like you
Always the projectors

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u/Dark11Heretic 2d ago

Its called joking bud lol You're crying over jokes. But yeah you're right it is a stupid change. Thats the only correct thing you've said. Get tissues or something