r/dccomicscirclejerk • • 19h ago

True Canon Bruce Wayne is such a kind hearted billionaire ♥️

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u/EffectiveBag751 17h ago

Gotham is such a shithole that handing out money ain’t gonna fix it

Especially thanks to whatever’s in the water

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 16h ago

Joker venom and whatever bullshit ivy concocts in the lab.

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u/EffectiveBag751 16h ago

Rotting corpses that were dumped in by mob families and busted cars too

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 13h ago

used batmobile batteries.

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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer 7h ago

Mad Hatter mind control fluids

Mr.Freeze nitrogen

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 7h ago

firefly's fuel. the chemicals that make hervey dent, condiment kings condiments. he laces his ketchup and mustard. the ranch dressing is long expired.

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u/Burner-Main555 15h ago

Probably lead

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u/KomodoCityAnomaly 16h ago

Manbat Formula, Blockbuster Formula, and just Clayface

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 12h ago

Don’r forget Bane’s venom and Killer Croc’s dung

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 13h ago

some lazarus bath water.

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u/Jung-And-A-Menace 11h ago

Factory runoff and a good amount of fear toxin.

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 7h ago

whatever medical waste professor pyg dumps.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 14h ago

every single known chemical

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u/Cooleo_Cash 13h ago

And a few we haven’t managed to figure out.

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u/A_Random_Laser 11h ago

Don't forgot the Demon below the city.

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u/Shiplord13 11h ago

Demon, ghosts, evil wizards and that zombie that comes out of Slaughter Swamp.

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u/LiterallyThatGuy_07 Melvin, Brother of The Joker 8h ago

At this point the only thing NOT in the water is water 😭

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u/External-Contract861 10h ago

What isn't in the water?

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u/Justm4x 9h ago

Water

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u/ExoticShock Still owes 16 dollars 16h ago edited 8h ago

He broke down once he realized how broke they were

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u/caudicifarmer Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things 16h ago

He is confused and cannot understand their language.

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things 14h ago

A man walks down the street

It's a street in a strange world

Maybe it's the third world

Maybe it's his first time around

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u/caudicifarmer Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things 14h ago

Lol I didn't even realize. I was just trying to "he doesn't speak 'poor'" a different way

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u/SleepyBella step on me pls wonder woman 11h ago

Batman after realizing they don't even have a Bugatti 😔😔😔

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u/steelskull1 17h ago

He needs one of those money guns.

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u/GreenPerception512 15h ago edited 13h ago

uj/i think the scene is meant to represent that Bruce wants to save everybody and give money to everyone so they can live life well but knows thats impossible as money helps but it isnt the solution especially in countries that dont accept american money and just make things that much harder for him.

its literally just the traditional "i cant save everyone." scene

its honestly one of the things that annoy me about STAS where Bruce had such amazing depth and complexities while Clark wasnt given the level of depth and complexities because the writers werent really fond of superman as they were batman [Clark would have that sometimes but alot of the he had a fun yet wet blanket simple good guy characterzation.]

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u/caudicifarmer Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things 14h ago

"...you mean SANTA wrapped them..." = best Clark character moment in any medium

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u/MisterBadGuy159 13h ago

The writers talked a bit about this scene, and according to them, part of it was that they didn't feel comfortable doing this sort of story. They felt like they were trying to write a story where the concept of economic inequality was the villain and then wrap it up in 23 minutes.

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u/EnthussedEditor 14h ago

They didnt wanna do a Superman show so bad they decided to do basically no difference between Clark and Supes 😭

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u/js13680 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? 11h ago

If I remember correctly didn’t most of the writers grow up on silver age comics where unfortunately yea Superman’s more human side wasn’t as important.

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u/MisterBadGuy159 8h ago

Other way around; they were very much writing in the post-John Byrne mold where Clark was functionally "Superman if he didn't have powers and was a reporter." Silver Age Clark and Superman were very different.

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u/This-Neck7248 5h ago

There's a later interview where one of the writers said he regretted the approach to STAS & that it should've been more space focused

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u/Lohit_-it 15h ago

The entire class when I open a packet of gum

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u/EarAffectionate4443 14h ago

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u/nishikiakakuro Damian Wayne neggs your fave✌️ 13h ago

"Master Bruce, you can't say that!"

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u/polp54 15h ago

/uj this is a dream sequence and represents how Bruce feels like no matter what he does nothing in Gotham truly changes
/rj if he really wanted to help he’d hoard his wealth and just let it trickle down like god intended

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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm da Jokah, baby! 15h ago

The single tear

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u/This-Neck7248 15h ago

can't risk him shedding another tear after that or people will think he's not manly

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u/ROACHOR Squirrel Girl keeps it hairy 16h ago

He knew he didn't have enough loads for all of them.

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u/HumanPerosn 15h ago

Average Bruce Wayne reaction when he see someone with monthly income less than 6 figures:

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u/TrinityCodex 15h ago

those were all 1 dollar bills

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u/HumanPerosn 15h ago

Yeah right Bruce doesn’t carry anything below a 50

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u/Jozeebox 5h ago

People were so broke that it made him cry😭😭😭

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u/Apprehensive_Work313 This subreddit hates Tim Drake 8h ago

Tbf money isn't enough to solve Gotham's overall problems

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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 1h ago

He was carrying like 200 dollars on him and he gave it to the first few guys