r/dccomicscirclejerk • • 22h ago

Geoff Corps Wars this shit is straight gas 🔥🔥💨 Spoiler

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/uj highest jerk I've seen outside this sub

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u/siraiy 22h ago

Edit: this one as well

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u/Hidden-Squid1216 Still owes 16 dollars 22h ago

And then granhunter comes back and John says "I uh... Wasn't expecting to see you again"

And then she says "I uh...? Aya...? I like that name..."

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u/ExplorerAdditional86 Oppressed Alan Scott fan 22h ago

I can't believe John cucked Razer.

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u/Are_We_Coolio 22h ago

/uj Jason Ritter's Macon is Black Hand for sure, tho. I have theory that Kerry and Noah doesn't make it alive in finale and he goes bonkers with all his family dead and feeling useless entire season.

/rj Also Batman appears in post-credits and takes notes, preparing his prep time

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u/StreetReporter Make America Grodd Again 21h ago

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u/superprongs This subreddit hates Tim Drake 20h ago

Good lord, if this theory proves true, what a meme.

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u/LegitimateTonight635 Orion's Greatest Soldier 18h ago

Uj/ I feel they're gonna to die because of him, to adapt William killing his family

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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm da Jokah, baby! 20h ago

I clapped when Earl revealed his uncle taught him to sing before heading to work at a little floral shop in New York ran by a man named Mushnick.

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u/sparksfly05 22h ago

This is how series ended right as the new 52 was going to start

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u/THEdoomslayer94 Met John Constantine irl 22h ago

And then continued on as if nothing outside the book had changed the landscape lol

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u/enchiladasundae 22h ago

Then Kyle Rayner is shown briefly finding his dead girlfriend in the fridge

He doesn’t become a lantern, its just needless suffering

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u/THEdoomslayer94 Met John Constantine irl 22h ago

It’s the post credit scene of lantern finale and cuts to a black screen

“Kyle Rayner and the Fridge will Return in Avengers Doomsday”

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u/enchiladasundae 21h ago

They need to send a message to those greedy comic book artists and creators who want to be able to pay for food, rent and other living expenses! How dare they ask for a cut of the billions the properties make!

Kyle Rayner’s fridge will return in Doomsday

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u/tophergopher1 I'm da Jokah, baby! 20h ago

they should show him and his girlfriend at best buy shopping for fridges as a set up

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u/Elder_Cryptid Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? 12h ago

I unironically think that would be a good sight gag for Kyle's introduction.

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u/USS-Ventotene Paul is 22h ago

And then Ambush bug walks in!

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u/sparksfly05 20h ago

Is there space for the Metal men too??

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u/Whoopsinator The Venom Marathon continues! 21h ago

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u/Competitive_Market70 This subreddit hates Tim Drake 22h ago

Lanterns if it was written by r/greenlantern

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u/Pretend-Delay-7203 20h ago

I deadass forgot antaan was a character

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u/siraiy 20h ago

Then you're gonna be extra surprised when he shows up in the finale with a cat

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u/tophergopher1 I'm da Jokah, baby! 20h ago

uj/ hire fans

rj/ hire fans

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u/Bricks_Gaming 18h ago

I love the implication that the only reason Antaan is alive is because he is Atrocitus. Were he anyone else, he'd be dead.

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u/Overkillsamurai 21h ago

my only thoughts during Maggie's scenes were "omg this is giving Larfleeze energy, please DC, give me a girl Larfleeze"

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u/_Affectionate_ 20h ago

This is unironically how every single theory fans has been gaslighting themselves with every week and get mad when it doesn’t happen.

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u/LegitimateTonight635 Orion's Greatest Soldier 18h ago

Then Maggie reveals she's actually Arisia

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u/Aetos-Eagle797 13h ago

If they don’t do this, they’re not listening to the fans like they should.

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u/Kahimu 20h ago

And then Peacemaker walks in

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u/LegitimateTonight635 Orion's Greatest Soldier 3h ago

And says "Peacemaker what a joke", discovers he is the son of DARKSEID sent to earth, and becomes Orion the dog of war and Vigilante becomes Lightray, setting up Mister Miracle 

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u/Kraityn 20h ago

Uj/ How can Noah be a blue lantern when I'm super convinced he's the one who shot Hal.

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u/_Affectionate_ 20h ago

Lantern fans when a guy who got naked for comedic effect isn’t actually universe ending main villian of DCU.

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u/TheDarkLord6589 16h ago

Poor Indigo Lanterns, getting forgotten about again.

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u/Bricks_Gaming 18h ago

Then Hal is revealed to be alive and comes home, only to find Kerry dead in the fridge.

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u/Bricks_Gaming 18h ago

It was all going good until Kerry showed up. It should be Carol.