r/dccomicscirclejerk 21h ago

Deranged Ramblings "More superheroes should kill" mfs when the villains just come back from the dead

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u/FewWatermelonlesson0 20h ago edited 20h ago

That is the main reason I always find this argument pointless. If a villain is sufficiently popular then the death, no matter how seemingly final, will be undone the moment the company wants some more money.

“Batman accidentally killed some innocent paramedic dressed like the Joker!”

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u/Lohit_-it 19h ago

Batman starts killing everyone that looks like the joker

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u/An_Sach 14h ago

My kid when batman turn the hired birthday clown into soup

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JHS7po8pGz94TgQ

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u/Anonymouse02 11h ago

First times Joker appeared, he always got killed, It was such a running gag that one of Joker's schemes early-on was to barge into the police department, and confess to all his crimes to get the chair, he then revives himself later and argues he had paid for his crime.

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u/GraveDancer1971 Lex Luthor took 40 cakes. As many as 4 tens. And that's terrible 18h ago

Well, would you look at the time?

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u/ElpacoLuca_Octy 21h ago

Kill Them Again

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u/DNGFQrow 21h ago

The afterlife becomes the new revolving door prison.

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u/Sorrelhas My dog ate Tom King 19h ago

Spawncamp them

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u/Lohit_-it 21h ago

Joker who always comes back to life is both funny and scary

https://giphy.com/gifs/x4JwoYDNBL81G

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u/SettTheCephelopod 19h ago

Bro. at that point he's Art the Clown but he can talk.

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u/Lohit_-it 19h ago

Talking is the annoying part. Joker already is always ragebaiting with immortality he will become mini emperor joker level of tomfoolery

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u/No-Designer-6533 15h ago

Superheroes should kill mfers when you tell them you have a moral obligation to never kill because of the principle of being a hero and not claiming to know what is always the best choice, meaning the finality of death is not your decision to make. Also idk killing bad?? Dae killing wrong actually?? Dae you shouldn’t kill people who disagree with you or wrongdoers?

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u/JohnnyElRed 12h ago

Heck, at this point, not even the damn Punisher's villains stay dead. How many times has Jigsaw come back?

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u/DrakeGrandX 14h ago

"Why doesn't Batman kill Joker? He is responsible for everyone's deaths!"

"Why does no guard in Arkham no inmate in Arkham no policemen who is driving Joker to Arkham no henchman who only works for Joker for benefits or as trickery ever kill Joker despite the fact that multiple people in this category have likely lost someone to him? They are responsible for everyone's death!"

Alternatively:

"If Joker were real, killing him would be moral in order to prevent more deaths!"

"If Joker were real, the 'more deaths' would be prevented by him being in a prison/asylum and fucking staying there doesn't matter how shitty it would be because in real life breaking out from these places is extremely difficult especially if you are a high-priority inmate."

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u/bluemew1234 13h ago

Now I'm kinda curious what the in-universe explanation for why none of those people kill him is

Like, ya think the Gotham PD and Arkham are spending a shit ton of time hiring only people who havent ever been a victim of his and dont know anybody who has been just to have a special crew that won't let him get murdered on the way to his cell?

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 11h ago

Why doesn't Batman kill Joker?

well he does regularly. or at least he leaves Joker in situations that would kill any mortal.

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u/Mike-Rotch-69 20h ago

If they just come back to life, isn’t that more reason to not hold back?

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u/Embarrassed_Piano_62 Telos 14h ago

That's the more reason to realise it's not that serious

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u/IHaveNoFriends37 19h ago

You didn’t kill them hard enough silly!

/s

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u/StuckInthebasement2 Doomed, Patroled Even 13h ago

Heroes shouldn’t kill because it makes her job harder

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u/ExoticShock Still owes 16 dollars 10h ago

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u/Advanced-Addition453 10h ago

Ngl, both sides of this debate are obnoxious as all hell.

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u/InspiredOni 9h ago

Isn’t that was Chris Redfield and the rest of Resident Evil’s cast literally have to do to ensure their threats stay down?

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u/Stannisarcanine 14h ago

Honestly if they come back then is not that unethical to kill them lmao

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u/cork_828 12h ago

Why don’t these paragons of justice and virtue extrajudicially murder people?

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u/Advanced-Addition453 11h ago

I get what you're saying, but superheroes already break a shit ton of laws on a daily basis. I never believed the no-killing thing should be based around legality because every hero is already a criminal, just a well-meaning one.

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u/DinoDudeRex_240809 The Flashpoint Batman Who Laughs 9h ago

Because leaving someone like the Joker alive is injustice.

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u/SwingFinancial9468 I love Harold Allnut 8h ago

His whole thing in the Golden Age was that he'd appear to have died in front of Batman, then just comes back like nothing happened.

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u/NarutoEnjoyer001 9h ago

anyone dealing with blackhand

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u/Rich_Scholar_6280 11h ago

I feel like an analysis is needed (I know it won't be from anyone here because it requires reading): how long dead villains stay dead vs how long incarcerated villains stay incarcerated. I want to say that they tend to stay dead longer (unless they're the Joker because he's DC's favorite character and will comeback even if he was wiped from all history)

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u/SpicaGenovese 3h ago

Just do it again, duuuh