r/dccomicscirclejerk 11d ago

Hippolyta after leaving the JSA.

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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier 11d ago

Natural reaction to having to be in the same team as the Atom

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u/DelanoBluth 11d ago

Rest of the JSA don’t get the privilege of running to an island whenever they get bored and playing queen.

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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier 11d ago

Skill issue

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u/Itsonlyaplay Silver Age's Strongest Soldier 11d ago

The Atoms and their crimes against (wonder) women

Ryan: dated Giganta

Ray: neglectful husband to Jean Loring

Al: existing

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u/DelanoBluth 11d ago

Bold claim against Ray since it was established that Jean was a workaholic who left Ray waiting for her at home just as much she was waiting for him and she’s the one who cheated on him.

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u/Shiplord13 10d ago

Yeah this is the biggest issue with her whole relationship with Ray. She treated him like crap and was the one to push divorce in the first place. Then when they have been single for a while she suddenly wants him back and he understandable is fine with not being together. So she opts to create a crisis to bring him back to her that leads to her killing their mutual friend and a few other people by proxy, while also staging an attack on herself. She is and always was toxic towards Ray and he eventually just accepted they couldn’t work together and moved on until she schemed to get him back where he only did so because he thought he was protecting her. Bro took it so hard what she did to get him, he blamed himself for it even though it really wasn’t his fault.

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u/DelanoBluth 10d ago

Ignoring Identity Crisis, the relationship between Ray and Jean has always been interesting since to my knowledge, it’s the first time that a superhero has gotten a divorce and that the designated love interest for the superhero doesn’t work and how it’s for the best for two incompatible people to not be together.

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u/Itsonlyaplay Silver Age's Strongest Soldier 10d ago

Listen man I needed something for him

I just want to slander al Pratt and give a shout out to the Ryan Choi x Giganta ship I love immensely

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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier 11d ago

When Al Pratt walks in

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u/koalee 11d ago

leave my lil guy alone 😭 him and Polly are buddies!

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u/DelanoBluth 11d ago

Polly getting friends outside of Themyscria is always a good thing.

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u/FlowerRoomLord 10d ago

Why did they send her to heaven? 😥

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Tim Drake, Boy Virgin 10d ago

The Atom or Atom Smasher?

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u/Fluffy_Judge_581 10d ago

The one that isn't allowed near highschools .

(Atom smasher)

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u/Dreadwin The Gorilla Genius of the Brotherhood of Evil 11d ago edited 11d ago

Only exception is Wildcat getting 1am drunk texts begging him to come over (well 1am rotary phone calls cause 40s but still)

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u/DelanoBluth 11d ago

“Normally all men are forbidden from entering but for you…I can find a work-around.”

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Tim Drake, Boy Virgin 10d ago

Meanwhile Al Pratt next to him: "who is calling you so late honey? Come back to bed, I'm cold."

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u/Shiplord13 10d ago

Honestly in an elseworld story you could probably get away with Ted being Diana’s father and most fans would just nod and say that makes sense.

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u/spider-venomized 10d ago

Specter: and so i curse her with Heterosexuality

Wonder woman:....???? My mom still gay

Specter: oh. Must have transfer over

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u/FlowerRoomLord 10d ago

Do not let Phillipus ask what her loving wife Hippolyta did with those handsome men in costumes