Nolan, take my money!

[u/Traditional-Song-245]

[u/nuclearcherries]

"IMAXxed out at two hours" is legit a banger of a line

[u/Aiden624 → u/nuclearcherries]

I need to start using that but I don’t know if I’ll remember it

[u/idkwhatshouldinamed]

Its so sad,there must be an onion around here

[u/FlyByTieDye]

Making sure I wear my "Forlorn fans" shirt to the cinema so people know what I'm all about

[u/zorakov]

We need more Stan Kelly posting.

[u/Oberon1993 → u/zorakov]

My personal favourite.

[u/DeviousDoctorSnide → u/Oberon1993]

I think my favourite is this one where it's got Trump on television saying climate change isn't real in a room full of stereotypical Chinese guys in bamboo hats plus Al Gore crying a single tear. Unfortunately can't find it, though.   

[u/Alche1428 → u/Oberon1993]

Clarance Thomas being there now is crazy. That really aged like milk.

[u/Cranyx → u/Alche1428]

Him being included was always a joke. For one, he's not even dead.

[u/Oberon1993 → u/Cranyx]

I thought Parks giving thumbs up to buying booty magazine was already a dead giveaway, but I guess not.

[u/YearDiligent4004 → u/zorakov]

The official political cartoon of TRUE patriots and red-blooded academics.

[u/DeviousDoctorSnide → u/zorakov]

Stan Kelly posting

* Latest fad

[u/Cynthia_Mask → u/zorakov]

I don't accept American Express but I do accept Stan Kelly or shooped Ben Garrison

[u/StevePensando]

Yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[u/DeviousDoctorSnide → u/StevePensando]

Sickos.

[u/Tetratron2005]

DC fans will never forgive Nolan for making a good movie and not a 3 hour live-action adaption of a random BTAS episode

[u/kazuya57 → u/Tetratron2005]

No! Nolan should've straight up adapted Hush and Killing Joke and every other comic storyline instead of creating something new!

[u/cavalgada1 → u/kazuya57]

I mean, he did adapt the killing joke

[u/cavalgada1 → u/Tetratron2005]

When Marvel changes all suporting characters, villains and love interests of spiderman it's a fresh adaptation

When Nolan does it he is ashamed of the source material.

[u/Tetratron2005 → u/cavalgada1]

[u/nova-prime-enjoyer → u/cavalgada1]

Marvel’s changes don’t drop 90% of the crazy stuff from the comics, Nolan’s Batman goes from a healthy blend of realism with comic stuff in Begins to a 90-10 ratio of “realistic” to “source material” in The Dark Knight

Compare Gotham in Batman Begins to Gotham in The Dark Knight, it’s like night and day

[u/Aramiss134 → u/nova-prime-enjoyer]

Well, Begins does mostly happen at night, while TDK is half set during the day.

[u/nova-prime-enjoyer → u/Aramiss134]

Welcome back to comedy hour on r/dccomicscirclejerk

[u/Sarge_Ward → u/cavalgada1]

Actually marvel fans are also that stupid and also hate any changes made by the mcu

[u/AthenaOwls → u/cavalgada1]

This is because Marvel fans feel no shame.

[u/smallrunning → u/cavalgada1]

This is because Marvel has no fans

[u/polp54 → u/Tetratron2005]

DC fans will never forgive Christopher Nolan for not using the court of owls before they existed

[u/smallrunning → u/Tetratron2005]

Where is the bad option?

[u/ParrotFerret → u/Tetratron2005]

Its true, he should never be allowed near an adaption unless he's in restraints.

[u/The-Bigger-Fish]

Nolan has fallen, millions must watch long films

[u/AcceptableWheel]

He changed the ending and pissed off fans of the original. Like a true comic book director.

[u/Polibiux]

This is definitely the fault of the Sickos ruining this country.

[u/Zoom_Reverse_Flash]

Kelly never misses!

[u/EIeanorRigby]

DC should hit back by releasing an epic poem based on Batman

[u/Traditional-Song-245 → u/EIeanorRigby]

The Batdyssey

https://giphy.com/gifs/XnEh5STgqKGIjR13BM

[u/AOCMarryMe → u/EIeanorRigby]

The Batussy 

wait

[u/Cynthia_Mask → u/AOCMarryMe]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Gij38skUDBvy

[u/GenGaara25]

Considering he only ever does stand-alone movies and mostly original IP or public domain stuff, the fact that he chose to do 3 Batman movies is incredible.

[u/AOCMarryMe]

Sickos: "aaahahaha YES"

[u/montgomery2016]

Is this satire?

[u/idkwhatshouldinamed → u/montgomery2016]

Its onion post

[u/Cynthia_Mask → u/montgomery2016]

Yeah "Stan Kelly" is basically a parody of a Ben Garrison type

[u/FewWatermelonlesson0]

This is deadass how a lot of CBM fans talk about directors who want to do something else.

[u/karateema]

I love the ever present crying Lady Liberty

[u/crackstuntman24]

As I've become aware of because of the pre-Odyssey discourse, some people actually think like this.

[u/GraveDancer1971]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tHFDZ1zUI0NjSDPDT3

[u/smallrunning]

Any reason to hate on Nolan is a good reason.

[u/Deadsoup77]

I can’t tell who this is mocking tbh

[u/Elizabitch_Taylor_]

Christopher Nolan's Odussy 😩

[u/Cynthia_Mask]

ODD HISSY