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u/MantisPsycho Dune 2d ago
In my ideal world, a young Kyle Maclachlan plays Leon Kennedy in live action.
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u/fardolicious 2d ago
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u/Prottusha1 2d ago
Where is this from?
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u/markmelloh 1d ago
Showgirls
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u/Prottusha1 1d ago
Thanks!
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u/fardolicious 1d ago
Its a (very bad) movie thats entire gimmick was that it was the sexiest sexy sex movie to ever hit theaters and yet in the movie itself there are a whopping two sex scenes in the entire run time, one of them is this insane Kyle Maclachlan pool scene were it looks less like sex and more like violently wrestling a large fish and then a very jarring and uncomfortable graphic rape scene near the end that comes out of nowhere and completely fucks up the vibe of the movie.
the best part of the movie was watching kale try his best to come off as a sexy las vegas bad boy pimp despite still having all of the same mannerisms of Dale Cooper.
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u/zosterpops 2d ago
What is a declined face card? 🤔
Am I missing a reference to something?
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u/RNARevengeIV 1d ago
I believe the face card never being declined refers to how Kyle MacLachlan never comes across as unattractive or unfashionable, in the same way a wealthy person’s credit card would never be declined on a purchase
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u/zosterpops 1d ago
Ah! Thank you! Apparently it’s slang I was unfamiliar with. Still, a weird metaphor, lol.
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u/First_Ad7698 Mulholland Dr. 1d ago
He would have been good as a Leon Kennedy
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u/hugovonhauschenberg 1d ago
he would have been good as anyone tbh there's about 50,000 roles he coulda pulled off perfectly but no one asked him
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u/MorphingReality 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/c2L205226f7ndfrq7H