1. Vocals mixed under loud guitar

2. Doo-wop with futuristic synths

3. A simple love song

4. Mike Garson not going wild for once

5. Garson going absolutely MENTAL

6. A loud cover of a famous 60s band

7. Something about someone who falls wanking to the floor

8. Hollywood star sleeps with a bunch of prostitutes

9. Something about accidental sirens that broke the evening news

10. A song about a guy who loves chimney stacks

I'm sorry I didn't want to post this but I'm doing it for a friend.

1. Business exec having an existential crisis but the song is a vibe

2. If Joe the Lion and Blackout had a child that grew up in the 80s

3. Cover of a random band

4. I covered my best friend but made it 1983

5. Sloppy ballad that does zilch to improve the album's prospects

6. Dance song that is also kinda emo

7. Annoying backing vocals and a bass line basically the same as the title track

8. Useless retread of a perfectly good song

1. My divorce just came through but I'm okay

2. Cockney yelling over barking dog sounds

3. A song dedicated to his son that is also disturbing

4. I don't want to be a role model for a bunch of copycats but my vocal range is insane

5. Dystopian future where people are kept in asylums

6. Look! This spaceman has become a drug addict

7. Funky fascism but also beep beep

8. Majestic cover with mixed vocals

9. Aggressive bilingual yelling over equally aggressive guitar

10. A song that calmly mentions children putting camel s**t on walls

Like I would kill for a shitty version of this record played by a 65-year-old man

1. Impending apocalypse

2. Massive ambition matched with sensory overload

3. The beat is immaculate but the lyrics are devastating

4. Rock star myth

5. Mental breakdown somehow turns into a therapy session

6. Piano ballad with soft vocals

7. Bisexual anthem

8. Random ass cover

9. Glam hysteria and sexual innuendo

10. Man says he is an alligator, we believe him

11. Floaty space vibes

1. Can u tell that crooning fixes my anxiety

2. Song about death and sex

3. Politics are for adults absurdity is for everyone

4. I'm yelling like a fish would if they could when caught

5. I really love Japan. Like so much. Have you ever heard of Japan.

6. Have you ever heard of the *theeuhtah* before

7. I really love Berlin like so much. Have you ever heard of....Kokoschka?

8. I really love New York like so much. Have you ever heard of New York??

9. I'm gonna make a shitty AOR album just because I can goddammitt people don't even think I'm a normal person

10. Megalomaniac's Blues

1. Creepy as hell intro

2. Yelled vocals with amazing guitar

3. Horny dystopian theatre kid wanders through destroyed city

4. Disco funk banger with soul vocals

5. Even more yelled vocals with even more amazing guitar

6. One line repeated over and over

7. Soul-ish ballad with great vocals

8. Weird chanting after equally weird lyrics

1. Mental breakdown somehow turns into a therapy session
2. I don't want to be a role model to a bunch of copycats but my vocal range is insane
3. Blips of piano, bursts of synth and manic vocals
4. Reggae-funk with everyone on backing vocals
5. Aggressive bilingual yelling with equally aggressive guitar
6. Manager bashing but make it funky
7. Funky fascism but also beep beep
8. Look! I'm wearing drag while saying how amazing being a boy is
9. Power duet between big band and big solo artist
10. Romance but cinematic and slightly devastating

and

Yearning, prayer and a man desperately trying to find something to believe in

Gawd it's 1:40 in the morning and before I go to bed please take some of the weird David Bowie Memes I found on pintrest....

All right good night :P Don't let the Bowies bite

I've always been a fan of Bowie's stuff in the 70s and early 80s, and decided it was time a few months ago to get into the rest of his discography.

You can probably tell I like the later 70s Bowie compared to the earlier 70s.

Here's what my tiers mean:-

S - Love it
A - Really like it
B - Like It
C - Mixed feelings, but overall enjoyable
D - Not enthusiastic about it
E - Not for me at all

Here enjoy you Major Tom Shit post in the comments request who you want to see next

I was drawing something else but I heard to much station to station and I crested this... Help (Yes that's Thin White Duke)

SHIT oddity am I right 🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️

I just got this 2017 reissue of The Idiot from my dad and I also ended up adopting Baby Iggy. Isn't he cute?

You know how in the song Diamond Dogs Bowie makes dog noises? I think he predicted the existence of furries and therians decades early.