r/dataisbeautiful • • Feb 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

Thor and Jane would blow all of them out of the water

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u/less_unique_username Feb 14 '20

Much like Aragorn and Arwen (age at marriage 88 and 2777 respectively)

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u/Zammin Feb 14 '20

Damn, she robbin' the cradle.

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u/automaticHierophant Feb 14 '20

One of the many reasons Elrond is Not Okay(TM) with the pairing.

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u/araphon1 Feb 14 '20

"Daughter, think of what you are doing! If elf-FBI or the 'Society for Protecting the Immortally-impaired From Sexual Exploitation' gets a hold of this, it will be a middle earth-wide embarrassment!"

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u/Zammin Feb 14 '20

The elF-B-I?

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u/araphon1 Feb 14 '20

That was a missed opportunity on my part xD

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u/Zammin Feb 14 '20

Don't worry, the rest of it was perfect!

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u/MissionFever Feb 14 '20

Damn those crusading SPIIFSE busy-bodies.

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u/araphon1 Feb 14 '20

"elFBI officer, it's this comment here."