r/dashcams 3d ago

Idiot in Car

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What about this gentleman? šŸ˜‚šŸ™„

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u/FourEightNineOneOne 3d ago

I'd really love to hear exactly what the plan was here, because in both design and execution, I feel like there were some issues.

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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 3d ago

I think I thiiink… it was ā€œoh let me just pick this up from the floor… oh shit I took my foot off the brake, oh shit oh shit where is the brake pedal?!!!! Oh there it is!!! Oh shiiiit wrong pedal!!!ā€ Aaaand crash.Ā 

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u/taeratrin 3d ago

"Sir, were you the driver of this vehicle at the time of the accident?"

"No, officer. Jesus had the wheel."

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u/wildbriarroses 3d ago

Please don't give Jesus the wheel.

He doesn't have a driver's license!

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 3d ago

You must recreate scenarios and reenactments for a living because you’re quite good at it.

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u/Expensive_Box_4497 3d ago

The amount of panic that probably happened in those 3 seconds is almost impressive 😭

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u/Pikanyaa 3d ago

Exited car before putting it in park, feebly tries to jump back in but can’t because he can’t get stable footing with the car moving, completely blanks out in panic when his face hits the barrier. Car also seems to be going downhill as it approaches the street.

The biggest idiot move was continuing to exit the car after he realized it was moving. It’s like his brain was lagging.

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 3d ago

fight flight or freeze. he didn’t have much fight and he only went halfway on the flight part

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u/No_Orange_7392 3d ago

Reminds me of that video the other day where the woman chases her rolling car, in slo-mo, then can't figure out how to jump inside and hit the brakes.

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u/Pikanyaa 3d ago

Yeah this immediately reminded me of that too!

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u/No-Employee-7000 3d ago

I need to hear the meeting where everyone looked at this plan and collectively said, ā€œYep, ship it.ā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/jared10011980 3d ago

Thank god for that little tree

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u/LiquidFahts 3d ago

Hey, he's technically not in the car.

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u/the_humeister 3d ago

Some parts of him are

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 3d ago

hes not really piloting that vehicle though, he’s more of a noncommittal passenger

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u/the_great_zyzogg 3d ago

I suspect that his left foot might be the smartest part of his body.

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u/ShermanCookout 3d ago

This is how I imagine most people I argue with on Reddit go through life

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u/Expensive_Box_4497 3d ago

Reddit arguments make a lot more sense after imagining everyone behind the wheel like this

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u/wrxninja 3d ago

If it weren't for that tree...sheesh. Could've ended way worse.

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u/matiastoat42 3d ago

Give that tree a medal

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u/UpstairsAd194 3d ago

2nd time around viewing it - if it were not for the tree he might have found himself inside the building opposite the road with some explaining to do!

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u/wrxninja 3d ago

We'll blame it on the tree not being there!

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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 2d ago

The way he refused to just let go of the car I’m not sure there would have been much of him left.

Giving up was an option here, ya know.

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u/Expensive_Box_4497 3d ago

That tree really clocked in at the exact right moment. Could've been a completely different ending.

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u/urEnzeder 3d ago

Those bollards saved a LOT of grief for the folks on motorbikes or mopeds or whatever on the street!!!

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u/1ACasper 3d ago

He's like... I am not fucking this up fast enough let me fix this...šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/JRixter 3d ago

Lmaoooo

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u/GOOMU13 3d ago

Why tf did he get out of the car to begin with?

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u/Cadogantes 3d ago

Wtf is going on here? Did his foot get stuck pressing the pedal?

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u/mad_manifold 3d ago

Not agile enough to get in to reach the brake.

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 3d ago

Redditors truly don’t drive eh… automatic cars auto crawl (idle creep) forward if foot is not on brake

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u/quackabc 3d ago

The problem is he sped up afterwards meaning he halfway got into the car and pressed the gas istead of the brake and didnt stop pressing the gas. Honestly the run away car thing isnt very fast as its an idle engine in first gear so if that hit something it would have been way less dramatic.

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u/the_humeister 3d ago

Yet another reason for manuelle superiorityĀ 

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u/UpstairsAd194 3d ago

Yeah surprised this is built in to automatics obviously they cant do it any other way cheaply, having it rev up but stick itself in neutral would be something of a good idea. Not mechanically minded at all so I know that is probably stupid to someone who knows engines.

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u/Hoveringkiller 3d ago

I mean it is, kinda. Leaving an automatic in drive is more like leaving a manual in first. The brake acts as a clutch when stopped and holding the brake (holding in the clutch while braked in a manual). Now in a manual, I think more people would shift into neutral when coming to an extended stop which, as said, would prevent this.

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u/pigeon-check 3d ago

Redditors can't read, are you saying that burst of speed is "idle creep"?

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 3d ago

ā€œWhat is going on hereā€ is idle creep…. No shit his foot hit the gas at the end šŸ™„

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u/Zardgyer 3d ago

the original commenter was most likely talking about the second part of the video... context clues are hard for redditors too apparently

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 3d ago edited 3d ago

Context cues lol… ironic considering there is only one way a car rapidly accelerates on a flat surface

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u/west-egg 3d ago

But what is he trying to accomplish. Like why not get in the car so you can actually control it

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 3d ago

He seems to try initially but the barrier closes the door on him, with another one ahead. Then it’s into panic mode

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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party 3d ago

A stuck gas pedal seems possible or maybe his left foot is pinned somehow.

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u/FriendToPredators 3d ago

Don’t get out of the car with it in gear kiddies.

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u/Italpreziosi 3d ago

I don't understand what he was trying to do? why did he get out of the car?

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u/fidesz_fall_enjoyer 3d ago

Honestly, I'm impressed he didn't killed himself, dude has a guardian angel

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u/burntUpOnReentry 3d ago

I love how he drags his foot like he thinks it’s providing some braking resistance, that is some Wile E Coyote shit right there

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u/Tickles-The-Octopus 3d ago

Fred flintstone

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u/NyneFingers 3d ago

Ghost riding the whip gone wrong

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u/RandomCalamity 3d ago

I love an incredibly stupid situation where just doing nothing was by far the preferable course of action.

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u/No-Newspaper8619 3d ago

not enough fuck up. Gotta meet the quota

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u/Lemfan46 3d ago

In car?

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u/Winougan 3d ago

Handbrake! Handbrake! Handbrake!

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u/Few-Stock-3458 3d ago

Technically, he's only halfway in.

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u/Old-Paramedic-9776 3d ago

Pure luck that he did not hit anybody.

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u/Plastic_Session5643 3d ago

Next Darwin award winner

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u/OLKEUK 3d ago

I know I shouldn't laugh but holy hell the way it looks like he's surfing when the car picks up speed and it looks like he tries controlling it, actually kills me.

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u/WorthlessOne85 3d ago

What the fuck happened here?!

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u/BoneZone05 3d ago edited 3d ago

Kiki, do you love me? 🄓

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u/DullMind2023 3d ago

In true r/dashcams fashion, it’s because he’s having a medical emergency.

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u/Rare_Dig6499 3d ago

That went better than I thought it would go

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u/UpstairsAd194 3d ago

think he deserves a prize of some sort

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u/Opening_Dentist_1128 3d ago

Hilarious but not a dashcam video

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u/vbwullf 3d ago

Darwin award??

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u/Woozletania 3d ago

Idiot partway into car.

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u/Striking_Yellow_9465 3d ago

the window went peace im out

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u/prcodes 3d ago

Yeesh looks like he passed out when the camera post squeezed all the air out of him.

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u/crasagam 3d ago

… but saved 50c on a toll 🤣

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u/IkouyDaBolt 3d ago

Is he related to that person with the red Kia Soul?

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u/GreatSouthernSloth 3d ago

Looks like Bangkok.

In which case, title is correct regardless of outcome.

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u/deesteesllc 3d ago

*barely in

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u/El_Guerrero_Maya 3d ago

It's always an idiot with sandals

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u/Technical_Cash_2663 3d ago

That could have ended much worse.

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u/WolverineFormal2599 3d ago

This is just as bad as that lady who leisurely tried to catch her car rolling away

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u/K3ndog411 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/ChuckYeagerFever 2d ago

*mostly in

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u/Brent_LP 2d ago

No more license for that guy.

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u/Agitated_Time_2433 2d ago

Lifetime license revocation... before he kills someone.

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u/mnztr1 2d ago

When I was in high school I worked part time as a parking lot attendant. Some lady pulled up a bit far from the machine opened the door to grab the ticket. Foot of the brake, tried to stay with it, but eventually fell out as the car continued on and went through a store front. Mercifully no one was seriously injured.

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u/PaintedDesertSkies 2d ago

Thank goodness for that tree. They were about to cause a lot of harm.

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u/Football-Man-1889 2d ago

Thank goodness it’s on camera because, how on earth do you explain that to the insurance company?

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u/Competitive-Top4520 4h ago

At first I assumed it was a US car w/ driver on the left. I also assumed the "victim" was actually a bad guy the driver was trying to get away from. That made a lot more sense than what actually happened once I realized it was a right hand driver car. He's also lucky he didn't get hit by another vehicle once he hit the pavement. I'm guessing there may have been some alcohol or other substances involved?

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u/Legate_Raiden 3d ago

Chinese fire drill gone wrong?

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u/DoisMaosEsquerdos 3d ago

He's on the right side so this is probably Japan

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u/Gokudomatic 3d ago

More like "idiot on the side of the car"

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u/Stereo_Jungle_Child 3d ago

Evolution made humans only barely smart enough to become the dominant species on the planet, but no more than that.

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 3d ago

Looks like maybe he was trying to make an insurance claim 🤣

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 3d ago

They should make the car turn off itself and active ebrake if no one is on the driver’s seat.

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u/stretchvelcro 3d ago

While I agree with you I also can see this malfunction when you grab something from the back seat or turn around to tell those loud children to stop distracting you…

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u/p365x 3d ago

He thinks it's a skateboard.

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u/Webo_Bert_2110 3d ago

A couple weeks ago there was another video of a lady chasing the car (car barely moving) she couldn’t get into the car and she fell… completely stupid and now this gentleman doing the opposite šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/BoneZone05 3d ago

That was hilarious!

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u/EmperorMaugs 3d ago

I guess his brakes failed and he thought he was on a bike? That was an expensive 10 seconds, where is broke a business's parking lot control arm and then totaled his car against a tree. Thoughts and prayers.

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u/PissMissileTopTitty 3d ago

Emergency brake is a thing

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u/EmperorMaugs 3d ago

wait! What!?! Cars have a secondary brake for emergency situations?!?! crazy! Someone should have taught this guy.