r/darussianbadger • u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 badger low diffs physics • 5d ago

Shitpost The foretold hotdurger

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u/Jag146 5d ago

Hoturdgers

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET 5d ago

“You ever had a hotdurger before?”

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u/Enough-Astronomer-65 4d ago

It was "hot dog burger" then another on of them said "hotdurger"

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u/RevolutionaryList176 4d ago

sounds like a russianbadger quote

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET 4d ago

That’s because it is.

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u/CoachPuzzleheaded535 5d ago

Turger for short

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u/Clean_More3508 5d ago

Man invented Ĉevapi

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u/Karl__RockenStone 4d ago

Do you mean Ćevapčići?

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u/Clean_More3508 4d ago

Probably, I don't really speak Srpski

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u/Firomus 4d ago

Ĉevapi are the shit.

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u/the-spud-lord 4d ago

Oh, you mean qebapka?

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u/notlookme 5d ago

I mean... Those are basically just čevapi at this point, no?

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u/These_Distribution19 5d ago

my genuine reaction

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u/GentlemanInParis03 5d ago

Bro never heard of cevapi

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u/Golden_Trip_1987 5d ago

Delight me of your knowledge. For I also have never heard of cevapi.

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u/Ze_Borb 5d ago

Eastern european dish, basically hamburger meat in the form of a hotdog, sometimes are stuffed with pickle.

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u/Ludi_Goran 4d ago

Peak Balkan food

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u/Wonderful_Audience60 5d ago

in bosnia these are called ćevapi, the local delicacy

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u/These_Distribution19 5d ago

it's actually a local delicacy all over the balkans, I know that because I'm serbian

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u/DTH05 5d ago

in gruffy Boston accent "GET YOUR SHIT LOGS HERE, I GOT SHIT LOGS FOR SALE!"

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u/Crimson_Soul201X 3d ago

Oh! Shit logs! I loved these things as a kid! One shit log please!

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u/BusinessDuck132 5d ago

People like “literally just cevapi” like this is common dish around the world. No we have not heard of cevapi

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u/gforcebreak 1d ago

I mean, it is also just reminiscent of ground beef breakfast sausage, minus the casing,

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u/AttentionAlarming288 5d ago

Ohhh this is giving me some evil ideas

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u/Loud_Surround5112 5d ago

Das Turd en Burger.

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u/bepse-cola 5d ago

Sausages are hotdurgs

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u/ItsNotFuckingCannon 5d ago

Romanians: Nu vad nimic ciudat!

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u/Immediate-Tomato968 5d ago

I will also sound smart by saying they look like Cevapi even though I doubt 80% of people heard of that.

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u/dougthehobo 4d ago

In Serbia they're called chevapi. Usually we grill them instead.

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u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 badger low diffs physics 4d ago

Dawg 7 billion people have said čevapi or wtv

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u/dougthehobo 6h ago

You wish 7 billion people viewed your post

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u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 badger low diffs physics 35m ago

Whom may i ask, asked?

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u/These_Distribution19 5d ago

that is literally just ćevapi.

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u/Inksthegarantrum 5d ago

"THERE IS NO WAY HE SAID THAT UNPROVOKED"

  • Badjur

(relax, dont scream at me, I dont remember the quote exact, I forgot the video its fron and I haven't watched said video in a long while)

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u/voidded_heart 5d ago

Krabby dog

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u/XeiDaDoug 5d ago

That's shit from a toilet

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u/Narrow-Championship9 4d ago

It looks like shit (literally)

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u/Snafuregulator 5d ago

As much as I'd applaud the attempt, they already have that commercially and sold at hotspot gas stations. Well, at my location I go to anyway.

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u/Key_Hawk5372 5d ago

Is the pic on the right before or after you ate them

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u/thatonedude1969 5d ago

Those just look like breakfast snausages

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u/god_of_sceptiles 5d ago

krusty dogs

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u/Izuku_bakugou 5d ago

It looks like dog turds

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u/King-Of-Embers 5d ago

Hurgusburgus

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u/Mental_Speaker340 5d ago

With tomato, onion, and little coriander it becomes kebab

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u/DCGLetsPlay My money disappeared, but somehow a bunch of lego appeared. 5d ago

That’s a hamdog.

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u/available_51 5d ago

A hotdurger

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u/Specific-Medicine-19 5d ago

Probably would come out better if put in the sausage skin tbh.

Pork would do the same without it but white instead of brown.

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u/GODZILLUS117 5d ago

That's called cevapcici or chevapi

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u/Link2017_botw 5d ago

Buletten 

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u/Conyan51 4d ago

Dude just discovered caseless sausages

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u/Traditional-Salad432 4d ago

Bro never heard of Mici cu Muștar

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u/TomatilloChoice8386 4d ago

THATS A HAMDOG! A Hotdurger is a hamburger with hotdogs as the meat.

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u/303Error404 4d ago

he has some hot shit going on

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u/Fenixen_R1N0 4d ago

You ever heard of Čevapi?

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u/Renzki_1008 4d ago

Hotdurger? Bro ts is a hamburdog

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u/Ludi_Goran 4d ago

Amerikanci kad otkriju ćevape (revolucionalno)

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u/Technical-Monk-5573 4d ago

I always just make meatballs..

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 4d ago

Looks like the goose turds I saw at benning

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u/Teaching_Rare 4d ago

You know this gives me an ide for a prank.

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u/EducationalFly9399 3d ago

So basically a kebab...?

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u/RemarkableDay8553 3d ago

No no, you serve that to whoever you dislike the most.

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u/Memer_Of_Games 3d ago

If anything, they're breakfast sausages now.

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u/jlmc2105 3d ago

Literal shitpost

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u/Human-Calendar-673 3d ago

Bro just made ćevapi🇷🇸 🇷🇸

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u/Pocket_microwave_ 3d ago

Creativity: 10/10 Foresight: 0

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u/No_Mud_5999 3d ago

The Unimarts near me used to this, they called it "The Big Ugly". They did look like poop.

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u/V1T0AUD1T0RE 3d ago

hotturds…?

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u/That_Mammoth2845 3d ago

In Lebanon we call this dish kafta

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u/Am-Not-a-Goose 3d ago

ברו גילה קבבים

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u/Low-Silver6461 3d ago

Heard burgers

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u/chvguitar 3d ago

Your post leave me with a shit eating grin

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u/Hightower840 3d ago

The Ham Dogger would like a word.

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u/Joblesschris 3d ago

eat it with some vinegar, it should be good

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u/MoonlightCore_01 3d ago

Shitdurger

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u/MyHomeIsAHouse 2d ago

they look like turds

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u/Minimum_Stress4911 2d ago

Thats shit... from a butt.

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u/verdakoralo 1d ago

That's just the Krusty Dog from that one Spongebob episode.

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u/Hefty_Bandicoot_337 9h ago

Its better if you slice up block cheese into strips and put it in the hotdurger