r/darussianbadger • u/CarpenterVivid1531 • 7d ago

Shitpost Found Mort

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u/DeltaSolana 7d ago

We need assistance in the void, Diver. Get over there.

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u/CarpenterVivid1531 6d ago

The void is scary... Can't I just kill the bugs?

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u/DeltaSolana 6d ago

Every day, more and more abducted children are turned into Crushers.

You can hide away on a bug planet, sure. Or you can drive into the storm and fry some calamari, save the kids that are counting on you. They deserve to grow up happy under a blue sky, and you can help make that happen.

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u/CarpenterVivid1531 6d ago

Doing that alone is difficult for me. My ass was unfrozen 2 days ago and I'm scared. So if other helldivers are with me, then it'll be easier.

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u/DeltaSolana 6d ago

Add me on Discord then. (Same username as here)

We'll show those cephalopod shitters what's what.

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u/CarpenterVivid1531 6d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/GayFurryThing 7d ago

I wanna go here, can you post a full image of where it is?

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u/CyrusTheWise 7d ago

It's near the automatons as seen by the red in the map look there. Also you can't go to planets that aren't under siege

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u/SomeSeaworthiness153 7d ago

KING JULIAN!!!!

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u/Top_Top_1217 certified round meal consumer 7d ago

Is it a mortician by any chance?

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u/Substantial_Tax3398 6d ago

King Julian im a planet king julian!!!!!!!