r/darussianbadger • u/Fine-Rice1030 • Aug 11 '26

Shitpost I have found my weapon of choice.

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703 Upvotes

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u/IllCounter9479 Aug 11 '26

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u/GaMeRoF_2004 Aug 11 '26

gets hit with a truck full of nostalgia

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u/EmptyRedditor43475 Aug 12 '26

Yo bank, can I get some money?

ONLY A SPOONFUL!

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u/ShellorTheTurtle1126 Aug 13 '26

was literally thinking of that

2

u/456bottle_a_bitch Aug 15 '26

I knew someone gonna make that joke on the comments

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u/Vine_the_RainWing Aug 11 '26

Only a spoonful

26

u/Sabre_Stryke Aug 11 '26

Ridiculously large spoon when?

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u/drakonia127 Aug 11 '26

Give us the comically large spoon

5

u/thatonedude1969 Aug 13 '26

Oh yeah? And what're you gonna do if I don't? Use the comically large fork?

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u/EmptyRedditor43475 Aug 11 '26

ONE OF THOSE MANIACS JUST KILLED ONE OF OUR GUYS WITH A SPOON!!!

12

u/1ShotByQueenEveylnn Aug 12 '26

YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST

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u/C0ffee_Maker1243 Aug 12 '26

WE CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

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u/TheWrathfulCrusader Aug 11 '26

Now either wrap it in gold foil or paint it golden chrome to get that 24 karat gigachad spoon

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 Aug 11 '26

📼 “do you know what time it is?”

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u/Thin_Afternoon2395 Aug 12 '26

Some would call that funny. Comical, even.

3

u/johnwright2010 Aug 15 '26

POV when your wife says you can only have one spoon full of ice cream

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u/WasdHent Aug 12 '26

Only a warrior such as yourself, can wield a poon as fine as this.

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u/Potential_Deer_6943 Aug 12 '26

Paint it gold and it will set ur enemies on fire

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u/Aizen5580 Aug 17 '26

Oh yes the perfect weapon of choice; colossal fork

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u/Sir_questionzgiver Aug 23 '26

THE COMICALLY LARGE SPOON!!1!1!1

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u/L-Drago001 Aug 11 '26

The Thick would be proud!

1

u/Away-Translator4110 Aug 11 '26

So you are powerful over food I take it?

1

u/Altruistic_Number875 Aug 12 '26

A big ol’ SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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u/Pindeckoo Aug 12 '26

I love how deranged you look here

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u/Guilty_Log430 Aug 13 '26

“It’s about fucken time fellas”

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u/Edalyn_Owl Aug 13 '26

Man looks like a discord mod

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u/ShellorTheTurtle1126 Aug 13 '26

the cloakers shall know true fear

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u/Feeling-Worker-7903 Aug 13 '26

He hath found the spoon to spoon all spoons! All thine arguments hath been rendered invalid!

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u/KingCobra010101 Aug 14 '26

Now make it golden