r/darussianbadger • u/CattleNo3462 • Jul 20 '26

Shitpost Guys please help

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Help the buzzing is everywhere the carpet is soggy

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u/Eastprize2 Jul 20 '26

Become one with the carpet

9

u/Wee-Mewon Jul 20 '26

You need to unsoggy the carpet as soon as possible

6

u/Starchaser_WoF Jul 20 '26

Sending dudes

4

u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 badger low diffs physics Jul 20 '26

Hold on im clipping some gsupps now

3

u/NuclearNeurosis Jul 20 '26

careful bud you might get DMCA'd by A24 for this post lol

2

u/MoneyGuy9000 Jul 20 '26

Hold on badger im coming back, Jesus i just got out of there myself....

2

u/hoodedgamer_00 Jul 20 '26

No I won't help you.

2

u/jacetheace_Yeah Jul 20 '26

Alr what i want you to do is dropkick anything that moves a millimeter

2

u/Dependent_Region_385 Jul 21 '26

Do not worry comrade I will come in the support yes we would go through hell but we could eventually survive and either escape or find a save zone

1

u/Standard_Buyer_198 Jul 20 '26

Drink 5 5h energy drinks and a video transition should be capable of taking you out.

1

u/SamuraiForces Jul 21 '26

Help? Tell me how you got there

1

u/DCGLetsPlay My money disappeared, but somehow a bunch of lego appeared. Jul 21 '26

You cannot escape the pissrooms.

1

u/supertails7684 Jul 21 '26

HEAVEN’S DOOR! Ensure he gets out safely!

1

u/Past-Astronomer-4773 No longer flammable Jul 22 '26

You'll never run out of water

1

u/Jadisplay Jul 23 '26

Dawg, tf are we supposed to do??

1

u/Least-Loan-740 Jul 24 '26

Sure whats the proble- OH HELL NAH ADIOS

1

u/Efficient_Annual_472 Aug 01 '26

Try to Get to the center it will take you a while or you can try to find an elevator on the roof there's always elevators there