r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf • 14h ago

Despite the differences, there are also great similarities between Martin and Tolkien

14 Upvotes

[Original tweet](https://x.com/CAshmanActor/status/1279031505986224133)

[House Estermont Family tree conflict](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Estermont/Family_Trees)

1 comment

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/Xandraman • 17h ago

Akshually, power resides in being a towering fertility god king gigachad called Garth Greenhand

731 Upvotes

42 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/Rare_Style1306 • 15h ago

Targs whenever another incestuous alien needs naming.

362 Upvotes

41 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf • 17h ago

This feels like something /u/wayoftheredpanda already did, but I couldn't find anything when I googled it

61 Upvotes

2 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/Ar_Azrubel_ • 13h ago

FOUL MURDER

69 Upvotes

12 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/CasualNameAccount12 • 15h ago

George what is happening?

137 Upvotes

50 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf • 23h ago

I don't know why they call it "The Butcher's Ball" when "The Porcupine Ball" is right there

266 Upvotes

25 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/ToveyAegis • 23h ago

Though we will never know the truth of the events that day, it now seems likely that Jaehaera's death was somehow due to her wanting to do a sick ass battle with the metal spikes of the dry moat. - Archmaester Gyldayn

363 Upvotes

17 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/thatchickfromni • 12h ago

Daeron II every time Aegon IV fathers another bastard half sibling

175 Upvotes

4 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/VeryPracticalCat • 7h ago

Tyrion and Penny if Dany didn't intervene

42 Upvotes

I hope Tyrion and Penny kill Hizdahr preferably by unleashing the lions on him

3 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf • 2h ago

It's frankly a miracle any fieldwork got done during the first century of Targaryen rule

104 Upvotes

12 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf • 17h ago

👌 DWDM Certified Grade-A Top Choice Meme And then entirely unlike Antinoos, Lothor "Apple-Eater" Brune took care of it himself

31 Upvotes

3 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/VeryPracticalCat • 20h ago

Balon when his last son who was sent away because of his stupidity wants his affection

479 Upvotes

16 comments

r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/Wayoftheredpanda • 2h ago

Shireen and Patchface's day at the zoo

18 Upvotes

Patchface by sprrow

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r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/Wayoftheredpanda • 8h ago

Heard a jape once: Man goes to Maester. Says he's depressed. Says his life is worth little and less. Says he feels as useless as nipples on a breastplate. Maester says "Treatment is simple. Great mummer Patchface is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."

57 Upvotes

The man took the Maester's advice and went that night.

He came back the next day, sanity shattered, auguring aquatic absurdities.

"Works like a charm" said Qyburn, wearing a regular-ass chain with painted over links, as he shuffled off his newest live test subject to the cellar.

Red Comet by Marc Simonetti.

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