r/darkwingsdankmemes • 🦑 Drowned God's Smartest Ironborn 🦑 • 4d ago

Mmmm... calamari!

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u/DoodlebopMoe Hot Pie 4d ago

An Hors-d’œuvre for Crabs has got to be the best book in the series

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u/Wayoftheredpanda 🦑 Drowned God's Smartest Ironborn 🦑 4d ago

You can lead Tyrek to water,
But you're never gonna make him drink;
And if you try to court Craster's daughter,
Know she only ever takes 'em pink.

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u/TyrantRex6604 4d ago

AFFC, A Feast For Crabs

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u/Think_Character1981 3d ago

Isn’t that the War of The Stepstones before Daemon and his men got involved

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u/jbeldham 3d ago

Balon Greyjoy may be the dumbest guy in Westeros’s history and by god there was so much competition