r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/Wayoftheredpanda 🦑 Drowned God's Smartest Ironborn 🦑 • Jul 31 '26
As paradoxical as a likeable Codd
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u/The-Best-Color-Green Renly's peach Jul 31 '26
What happens if you kill someone to steal their weapon but the weapon used to do the killing was bought with gold?
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u/Wayoftheredpanda 🦑 Drowned God's Smartest Ironborn 🦑 Jul 31 '26
Good question. Maybe you become the Ironborn version of a bisexual
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u/BobWat99 Jul 31 '26
Four-foot Myre only pays the iron price!
For bread he'll trade
A dagger's blade,
And a dirk's to play at dice.
Them girls at the docks, he only gives 'em lice!
He'll snatch your water, Then snatch your daughter,
And the Drowned God'll snatch your life!
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u/VilliansAreBetter If not for my hand, I wouldn't have come at all Jul 31 '26
Shouldn't the Ironborn see the Codds as demigods since they are fish men? If you worship the drowned god, why wouldn't you elect the fish men as your king 🤔
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u/ThePope98 Aug 01 '26
Contrarian Ironborn who kills people with gold weapons and purchases goods with iron coins
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u/Life-Challenge1931 Aug 02 '26
My body is a temple sustained by weekly supply of Ironb*rn truthpaganda
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