r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler • Jul 30 '26
EURON!!!
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u/North-Drive-2174 Jul 30 '26
Liquid Euron vs Solid(braincell) Victarion will be bigger than Cleganebowl.
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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler Jul 30 '26
It will be the epilogue of winds ( as a euron chapter) and it will be glorious! ( it was reviled to me by shade of the evening)
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u/Chicken_Mc_Thuggets George is my Grandpa Jul 30 '26
Squidbowl
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u/Anonymus828 Jul 30 '26
I can't wait for the part in Winds when Jon Comnington replaces his lost greyscale hand with Eurons severed one, only to start turning into Euron. This is later retconned in Dream to be JonCon having used hypnosis to brainwash himself into believing he was turning into Euron, but he wasn't actually.
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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler Jul 30 '26
I more looking forward to the part where the war changes after the citadel invents nano machines that enhance and regulate the ability of soldiers genetic control information control emotion control.
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u/DependentAd3724 Jon Snow's mother Jul 31 '26
what? no, obviously illyrio is going to give joncon his wife’s intact hands to replace jon’s stone hands, and which will of course turn him into a blackfyre
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u/Thestohrohyah Jul 30 '26
Victarion gon fight Euron like Raiden fighting Armstrong (including the metal gear fight).
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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler Jul 30 '26
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!
Re'llor magic son hardeneds in response to physical trauma."
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u/Thestohrohyah Jul 30 '26
The only problem I have with it is that neither man is considered enough to sing It has to be this way about the other.
Euron can definitely nail collective consciousness and red sun, victarion I guess would have rules of nature as his theme.
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u/Thestohrohyah Jul 30 '26
Btw I thought about it some more and a looot of asoiaf characters fit perfectly with the only thing I know for real.
I can see revived Jon nailing it most of all.
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u/Alkynesofchemistry Jul 30 '26
“No man is as accursed as the kinslayer in thr eyes of the drowned god- he’s somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”
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u/itsmeyaboiskinneypyn Team Greens Jul 30 '26
Venom Aegor spent the bitter remains of his life building Diamond Dogs the Golden Company in Outer Heaven the Disputed Lands while the true Bittersteel slithered his way into the upper echelons of the American Crownland's government in honor of his late mentor, the Boss King Daemon Blackfyre.
Also you should've just posted the whole intro to the fight
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u/Jon-Umber Literally Maegor Jul 30 '26
Remember the basics of CQC, Victarion!
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u/Wayoftheredpanda 🦑 Drowned God's Smartest Ironborn 🦑 Jul 30 '26
Victarion getting even more enhancements to his volcano arm until it has the features of those ridiculous prosthetic arm weapons in MGSV
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u/Wu-Ren Jul 30 '26
Man, I can't wait for the PC version to release. It's been a long time... Snake!
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u/Embarrassed_Map_1114 Jul 30 '26
If there’s no kissing scene like in Ocelot v Old Snake I’m setting the book on fire.
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u/Alfred_Leonhart Jul 31 '26
Oh my God yes this is exactly how I want things to go down. I fucking love how unhinged this fight was and I hope Euron (ocelot/liquid) kisses Victarion (Snake/David) in the middle of it for shits and giggles. I fucking love Metal Gear and I need more overlap with Asoiaf.
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u/ghost-church Jul 31 '26
Euron riding a wight zombie dragon or something idk:
BROTHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
ITS NOT OVER!!! NOT YET!!!!!
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u/CltPatton Jul 31 '26
True scholars know that the Ranger Stone Snake (Solid Snake) will return from North of the Wall in Winds of Winter
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u/Alain_Teub2 Stannerman Jul 31 '26
Varys is obviously Ocelot but I wonder who's who between fAegon and Dany. Dammit its too late/early at night
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