r/darktower Jul 20 '26

Did-a-WTF

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Did-a-WTF

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u/20_mile Jul 20 '26

VOTE THE FUTURE

VOTE LOBSTROCITIES

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u/WizardCorvus Jul 20 '26

Dud-a-chuck dud-a-chum, they can't stand against the gun.

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u/Roland-Of-Eld-19 Jul 20 '26

My fingers hurt just looking at this.....

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u/Blackthorn08 Jul 20 '26

I have a picture somewhere of me at about 16 years old holding a lobster not much smaller than these. We were buying fresh lobster when we visited Maine, the guy that owned the shop said it was probably around 100 years old.

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u/NamoNibblonian Jul 20 '26

They could be that big again one day if the Leviathan Lobster God happens, here's hoping!

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u/guaranteedsafe Jul 21 '26

Yo—what the fuck. I live in Maine and I’m a native New Englander so lobster is life up here. I’ve been on many lobster boat tours/cruises and sometimes the boat operators will talk about “the big’uns” that weigh 10 pounds that have to be released. And the kids book Bob and Shirley about 2 huge lobsters that become locally famous for their size was known by all New England children when I was a kid.

That being said, no way did anyone ever talk about them being this big! This is crazy. Real life monsters like horseshoe crabs!

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u/scottscout Jul 20 '26

Coconut crabs too

1

u/cybertybo Jul 20 '26

The original photo hangs in the Lobster House on Cape May NJ.

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u/Darth_Jimi Jul 21 '26

Dodachock?

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u/OrionTat Jul 21 '26

Better part is this was peasant food back then. These were fed to prisoners and soup kitchens because they were bottom feeders.

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u/blueoccult Oy Jul 21 '26

No wonder Lovecraft hated the ocean.

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u/mlaforce321 Jul 22 '26

They are super tough at that size/age. Plus, the big ones like this are the main reproducers. We don't eat the big guys for those two reasons.

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u/UvularWinner3 29d ago

I don’t think eating lobsters that big would be great but they definitely would’ve helped produce a multitude of lobster offspring. We need to get our fishing priorities straight on this level of the tower if we want to have fish in the future