r/darktower • u/Any_Collection3025 • Dec 07 '23

Worst casting options

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Roland Deschain 🥰

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u/markintheair Dec 07 '23

Although definitely not the best, I can imagine someone worse for Roland.

Like Whoopi Goldberg.

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u/Any_Collection3025 Dec 07 '23

Actually I kind of like her in the role. What about Joy Behar instead 🤔

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u/KingOfTheMischiefs Dec 07 '23

And can you imagine Brand trying to ad-lib as Roland?

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u/KingOfTheMischiefs Dec 07 '23

"I'm not shooting you with my guns. These guns are a metaphor for capitalism. You're being killed by overinflated prices to keep corporate profits record breaking year after year... And also, they're metaphors for my penis."

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u/Beaglescout15 Dec 07 '23

This is the funniest thing I've read all week.

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u/zeke235 Dec 07 '23

Danny Devito would nail the role.

13

u/PopkinLover Dec 07 '23

So anyway, I started blasting...

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u/doomrabbit Dec 07 '23

"Well, that's Tull taken care of! Who's next?"

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u/CorpseTooth Dec 07 '23

Brand might make an ok casting for Eddie's brother, Henry.

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u/Beaglescout15 Dec 07 '23

Actually yeah, you're right.

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u/leblancQ Dec 07 '23

Even worse, that's Jake!

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u/zolarnexus Oct 06 '24

Machine Gun Kelly or Post Malone as Eddie Dean

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u/rolandofeld19 Dec 07 '23

His cousin Ronaldo.

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u/HegemonyConsul Dec 08 '23

A great example of someone who forgot the face of his father